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pretty bauble

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So I've spent the last near decade after my mom died just trying to cease to exist. My only friend is my dog and she is elderly and on her way out. I'm not particularly okay. Trying a momentum thing where I had the revelation, 'what if I just don't lay down and die'. Maybe this will help, maybe not.

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everyone check your kids halloween candy, i just found some inferior quality copper inside a kit kat??

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#in all levels except physical, this is how i ignore every single inconvenience i have ever had

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#in all levels except physical, this is how i ignore every single inconvenience i have ever had

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I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

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Are any of y'all aware that there's been four zebras loose in the Maryland suburbs for a month?

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diogenes, sitting naked in his barrel, meticulously plucking a chicken: this is gonna be so fuckin hilarious just wait

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sometimes i stop and think about what an incredibly dumb villain thanos was. idk how you were supposed to take him seriously when his goal was that dumb

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me 😐 irl

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someone: so what do you think is the solution to homelessness?

me, socialist:

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Forrest Gump (1994) dir. Robert Zemeckis

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Is there anything funnier than seeing Mara Wilson like several tweets in a row about how much Ben Shapiro sucks every time he does something that gets him attention

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The person I reblogged this from is someone I enjoy seeing on my dashboard.

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You ever come across a joke that makes you angry for laughing at it?

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Creators, I would kill Varric and Solas with my bare hands if I could get my Lavellan back. Let me have one armed adventures you cowards. 

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V can die happy now. Nibbles guardianship achieved.