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I can't believe it's already 2017
Guys I’m crying omg I was drunk please stop reblogging this
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"You feel asleep in class how many objects can I balance on your head before you wake up" AU
- (dances-with-snowflakes)
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Follow my wife


Inspired by this tattoo. Rate and reblog if you believe I did a good job
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me: uses my sleeping kitten’s paw to navigate my smartphone
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Big News! Sentence Starters
"I have something to tell you..."
"I think I'm pregnant."
"They died."
"I want you to be the Maid of Honor/Best Man."
"I want a divorce."
"I'm leaving you."
"I want you back."
"I got a pet!"
"I won the lottery!"
"I'm in love with you."
"Why are you suing me?"
"We need to get out of town... Now."
"I'm going to prison."
"I quit!"
"I was fired."
"I got a promotion!"
"So... You know how I went out gambling last night?"
"I cheated on you."
"You did WHAT?"
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Teacher: Class were watching a movie
Class: *excited and happy*
Teacher: its bill n-
Class: *cheers*
School: *starts a cult*
City: *raves*
Earth chanting: BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
Universe: BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY
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You’re not the first person to read this sentence, but you are the most recent.
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