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GIVE ME A BEAT BOY AND FREE MY SOUL I WANNA GET LOST IN YOUR ROCK AND ROLL
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mikey's bob<3








i think this is bullets era don't shoot me if it isn't i love that fuck ass bob thing. it's so wife
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some appreciation for my long haired baby
(pinterest watermark will be the end of me)
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why are you into girls? ....
have you seen them
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forgot my cousins birthday the other day,,,,,,, felt really bad about that,,,,,, BUT what makes it worse is that i perfectly remembered pete wentzs birthday
the brain rot is terminal
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‼️‼️‼️you can get all the sighs and the MOANS just right ‼️‼️‼️
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my gap year has felt like liminal space,
somewhere close to familiar. in my house, arguments with my mother, the hazy gray of the light through the curtains.
but it’s not quite right. no one’s here, i work, my dad doesnt call me baby anymore, no one’s here.
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the main downside of my current partner is that he’s never written fanfic and it shows
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thinking about the time i made my brothers read a garfield x jon fanfic out loud in the living room of the eldests apartment,
two new roommates had just moved in and we were not quiet about it, i wonder what the thought of us
#brothers#siblings#sibling relationship#garfield#garfposting#fanfic#youngest daughter#i’m sorry about that#stupid
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put me in a room with him and one of us is coming out pregnant (it wont be me)

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In a truck stop bathroom washing my hands today and 2 boys, looked about 5 and 9, came in with their little sister who looked maybe 2. The following whispered conversation made my entire day
"We have to wait, there's a lady in here!"
"That's not a lady, he has a mustache! We can be in here!"
"Some ladies have mustaches! And she has boobs!"
"Well some guys have boobs! Like Uncle Jake!"
"Uncle Jake is fat!"
At this point I could not contain a chuckle and both whirled around with identical looks of panic on their faces. I smiled and said "it's alright for you guys to be in here so your sister has help, don't worry. And I'm both! That's why I have boobs and a mustache. Some folks are just built that way"
(In unison) "Ooooooh!"
(older boy) "So do you use Sir or Ma'am or both?"
"Both, but I prefer Sir"
"Cool! Well thanks Sir! We have to help our sister now!"
This was in a small town country truck stop and both boys had "Murica" type stuff on and neither of them had any issue at all with these concepts. Their mom approached me while I was in line about 10 minutes later and apologized for them bothering me in the bathroom (they had told her about the interaction) and she and I had a lovely little chat too. I got to introduce her to the term "intersex" and her reply was "I think I've heard of that before! I didn't know that was the word for it. Amazing how many different ways God can make people!"
Sometimes the world is good. More often than you might think, if you give it a chance. It's not all bad loves <3
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guys i just took a train out of new orleans and they shot me full of ephedrine what the heck
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can’t think of the milk fic w o thinking of the gee way milk fic tweets

coconut has brown hair and is full of milk
ryan ross has brown hair and is full of milk
therefore ryan ross is coconut
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