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french people talk english like they lost all their teeth and self respect

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ive probably said this before but i LOVE the twilight zone episodes with no quantifiable moral at the end, they just wrap up like “wouldnt it be fucked up if that happened?”

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am i cool now?

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OMFG.

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I made another comic

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would u rather eat 100 bricks or a matter baby

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oh, so when other people go outside it’s “good for their health” and “highly recommended”, it’s only when i do it that it’s a “containment breach” and a “high-level threat to public safety and security”, huh?

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Batman

there’s no need to feel down

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Bartender: thanks for stopping that bar fight, spiderman. Can I get you a drink? It’s on the house

Peter: thank you, but I can’t

Bartender: why not

Peter:

Bartender:

Peter, trying not to give his age away: I’m pregnant

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WHO is still making total drama sadboy edits in 2019

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osha stupid

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“That’s cold. Hmu tho” asgsghASJHasjsdhaJSKjash