messenger-of-eya

[messenger-of-eya]

:)

i don’t usually make these kinds of posts but in the tags tell me what symbolic imagery you associate yourself with i’m curious. personally i associate myself with dogs, eyes, the color red, and wings.

[messenger-of-eya]

EYYYYA I GIVE TO THEE

(holds out a tiny wooden frog)

frob

:)

Oh! Frog!!!!

Thank you, little anon!!! I appreciate the gift!!! <3

[messenger-of-eya]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tav-tryipaM

Please stop sending me random videos..

[messenger-of-eya]

boy! everyone in the universe is soooo cute!

sometimes makes me wanna bash in their skulls in with a golf club, yaknow???

Oh I’ve heard about this! Cuteness aggression!

But uh.. maybe don’t do that.. I’ve heard it’s illegal!!

[messenger-of-eya]

friend inside me

Huh?-

[messenger-of-eya]

Oh! Okay!

…I’m gonna be so real gurl I don’t even know if the hair I have IS real hair..

what would you do if you or eyala suddenly went bald

Me: get a wig probably.

Eyala: die of horror

[messenger-of-eya]

Hey Eyala, Did you know If you buy a property from Egypt you will get the property??? Eye Of Ra👁️🫱🫱 BOIIII DIS CHOPPED CHIN SO TUFF😭🫱🫱

…Uh.. Pardon?-

[messenger-of-eya]

Correct :(

What’s a wig?

what would you do if you or eyala suddenly went bald

Me: get a wig probably.

Eyala: die of horror

[messenger-of-eya]

Oh!!! Uhhh.. similar reason!! I am the messenger of Eya, so I just called myself that! Nothing too special!!

@sword-that-shoots-lightning

Why is your name that?

Mine is this because when I first started tumblr I was hyperfixating on an OC called Oscar who got kidnapped by an evil doctor/ringmaster. (He was called Valentine which was ironic because Saint Valentine was a doctor who was a beloved figure and all of the people Dr. Valentine kidnapped to be in his show hated him. But also because he’s aroace and loves all his victims like pets but he’s namesakes with a holiday about non platonic love.) Valentine would do a thing where- You know how some taxidermists will make mythical creatures out of several different animal species’ parts? He would do that with living things. He would use surgeries and chemicals to combine living creatures together to make monsters for his show. There was also a carnival that he also owned that traveled with the circus/was part of it. And in that carnival was a “zoo” thing for artificial monsters who refused to perform. Like Oscar. So Valentine turned Oscar into a have snake. (Like the shape a mermaid is, but with a snake instead of a fish.) Valentine has chemicals that can make things grow more than they should to fit whatever creatures they’re supposed to be attached to. So he did that with the snake and mixed up it’s organs so that it’s brain could go in in its back somewhere and be connected up to Oscar’s brain so that they could communicate mentally. Now Valentine put the snake’s fangs, tongue, and vocal cords into Oscar’s mouth and throat (so now he can’t talk and he’s venomous.) But you understand. It’s still the snake’s brain controlling all the snake parts. And the snake would have conflict with Oscar at first. But then they would slowly meld into one consciousness because they can both feel each other’s physical sensations and emotions and they’re aware of all of each other’s thoughts, so like. Intuitively, I felt like they would stop being able to tell the difference eventually and just become different facets of the same person.

Anyway, Oscar really, really likes plants. He’s a gardener professionally and on his own because he grows a lot of his own food. (Made his own rain catching irrigation system.) So Valentine offered him a bunch of options for a new name. “Oscar” simply isn’t exotic or snakelike enough. And while Oscar wasn’t going to respond to anything other than his real name, Valentine was going to name tag him with whatever he chose, so it did actually matter. There was one single option for a new name that was anything related to a plant. He decided he would choose that one out of. I guess it was some sort of tie to what he used to do? The name was Basil. Oscar thinks of it as the snake’s name.

So Basil the snaking thing. Now I think I would rename myself “Parsley the Crow” since that’s more accurate to me, but everyone knows me as this and I have friends and branding to keep up with.

(Oscar eventually managed to grow a bunch of plants in his cage as an act of rebellion. Mostly ferns.)

okay, first of all, that lore is FIRE. second, branding is very important so good on you for maintaining your brand.

now, regarding myself, I am, as has been proven, a nerd. I am such a nerd, in fact, that my favourite band of all time is 2CELLOS, a cello duo comprised of Luka Šulić and Stjepan Hauser that has since broken up. I grew up OBSESSED with their music (I used to beg my mother to watch their music videos every day). they basically designed my pop culture taste. I got into AC/DC because 2CELLOS covered Thunderstruck. they covered the Pirates of the Caribbean theme, so I watched the films. I became interested in time travel (now a dear obsession) because one of their music videos involved them doing rocking cello solos in the Georgian era, and I began hc-ing that they travelled back in time to do it (this was when I was maybe nine). I loved them SO MUCH (still do, but now I also have other interests music-wise and pop culture-wise).

when I was around twelve or thirteen years old, I finally got the chance to go to one of their concerts; my grandparents were in town for my birthday, and as a gift, they bought me tickets to the 2CELLOS tour. at that point, I had just gotten into the internet and didn’t really have a brand or a consistent url, and I didn’t know what I wanted it to be. and then, at the concert (which was AMAZING), Luka played the cello so hard his bow broke. the coolest thing my tiny child self had ever seen.

that was the moment I forever became Luka’s Broken Bow.

funnily enough, for my birthday this year, I got tickets to go see Luka solo in concert in April. who knows, maybe he’ll break his bow again.

[messenger-of-eya]

throw a snowball at someone

..Uhhh..

Hey @universally-loved-bard !

Yeet!

I think I used that word right..

[messenger-of-eya]

hmmmmm

snow?

(i offer some snow)

Oh! Uhh.. thanks! What do I- do with this?-

[messenger-of-eya]

The Blood Moon is Rising…

Oh! I think I’ve heard of those! They’re really pretty! I just recently found out that mortals make up creepy stories about them, but it’s not that at all! Because of that I like to just call it the Ruby Moon instead :)

[messenger-of-eya]

I lost meow keys...

Where did they go...

...Have you seen them?

Please tell me you've seen them.

-Queen of Dreams

Uhhh.. sorry dream queen! I haven’t.. maybe ask lil b?

[messenger-of-eya]

Yyyeeaaahhh some ghosts can be a lil.. intense.. like Audrey!!

Happy December First!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxStLe_NAs

I answered this late, apologies :(

…But uh.. I don’t..

@universally-loved-bard what’s a sprunki? If you don’t know maybe @sword-that-shoots-lightning knows?

[messenger-of-eya]

you want some peanout butter??

-🥜

I don’t think I can even eat mortal food.. sorry!

[messenger-of-eya]

Happy December First!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDxStLe_NAs

I answered this late, apologies :(

…But uh.. I don’t..

@universally-loved-bard what’s a sprunki? If you don’t know maybe @sword-that-shoots-lightning knows?

[messenger-of-eya]

Quintagon is my cousin.

Quintagon's part of a group.

Her brother's also in the group.

That group's called Danimal Cannon.

Quintagon is strong minded.

Quintagon is dope ass too.

Her brother's name is Hexagram.

Their group's called Danimal Cannon.

-⬡

…ooookay!