messiahlangi
messiahlangi
A Problematic Muraguri
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Do what thou wilt šŸ‡°šŸ‡Ŗ
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messiahlangi Ā· 3 months ago
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messiahlangi Ā· 10 months ago
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making a compilation of text posts that knocked sense straight into me
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messiahlangi Ā· 1 year ago
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messiahlangi Ā· 1 year ago
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messiahlangi Ā· 1 year ago
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some of my favorite tiny love stories
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messiahlangi Ā· 1 year ago
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Hyuck hyuck?
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messiahlangi Ā· 1 year ago
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messiahlangi Ā· 1 year ago
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"neurons in my brain being rewired by Covid. Some pathways understand your nonsense"
@ssecond-hand-faith, 2023
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messiahlangi Ā· 2 years ago
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Do what thou wilt
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messiahlangi Ā· 2 years ago
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You’ve never seen a microwave commercial
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messiahlangi Ā· 2 years ago
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the most life-changing customer i’ve ever had at work was a guy who came up to me and my coworker when we were at cash and saidĀ ā€˜hey kids…. wanna see something?’
and I said sure because why the fuck not, i’m here for a good time not a long time, and this motherfucker pulled a railroad spike out of his pocket.
A GODDAMN
ANTIQUE
RAILROAD
SPIKE
It was a fucking foot long chunk of steel that weighed about five pounds on its own so i was likeĀ ā€˜huh….. neat’
and he saidĀ ā€˜wait. there’s more’ and he took out a screwdriver. inlaid into the head of the spike.Ā ā€˜things aren’t always as they appear’ he said as he unscrewed the bit and pulled out of this goddamn railroad spike
a statue
a tiny, tiny golden statue stood on the base of this flathead screw. it was a tiny golden man standing next to a tiny golden flower with gemstones in the petals. the whole thing was smaller than my thumbnail is tall. it was detailed enough that the tiny man had facial features. it was amazing.
ā€˜oh my god,’ i said.Ā ā€˜how long did it take you to make that?’
ā€˜here’s a word of advice,’ he said,Ā ā€˜never answer that question when people ask it. it devalues your work. you’ll get faster and better at things, and be able to make more art in less time. they don’t need to know about the process, just the product’.
and he left and that’s the one artistic piece of advice i definitely wanna hold to.
don’t tell people how long it takes to make shit.
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messiahlangi Ā· 2 years ago
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Margaret Atwood, ā€œIn the secular nightā€ from Morning in the Burned House
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messiahlangi Ā· 2 years ago
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You hurt me, and I’m the one who apologized.
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messiahlangi Ā· 2 years ago
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I’ll watch you fall in love with someone else and pretend I’m not screaming for you to choose me.
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messiahlangi Ā· 2 years ago
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God save me
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messiahlangi Ā· 2 years ago
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guy who can taste cilantro just fine but doesn’t particularly like it falls in love with guy who eats cilantro specifically because it tastes like soap to him
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messiahlangi Ā· 2 years ago
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dmv: can i have you birth certificate
me: i dont have it but you can trust! šŸ˜āœŒļø
dmv: ok! šŸ˜āœŒļøhere is your license
me: its so small and cute! 😳
dmv: just like you! ā˜ŗļø
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