I am the union of ideals dark and benign but ultimately built in the name of love. I am the ultimate lifeform. I am the protector of Mobius. Run home to your master and tell him. This is who I am.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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watched the stalks of a lavender bush by the bus stop dip and sway from the sheer amount of fat little bumblebees on it and you know what. some things in this world are good
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I'm too tired for national crisis right now. Everybody stop.
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i often see people bring up “why does popstar have a reputation as a peaceful backwater planet where nothing happens despite it getting attacked by evil wizards and dark matter and white people aliens and sapient art supplies every other week” and that’s a very good point. and the answer is because kirby of the stars does his JOB!!!!
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shadow the hedgehog is cool. gunblades are cool. vampires are cool. scythes are cool. white hair is cool. we need to stop lying about what is not cool
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found footage horror film
agitated girl: mike put the camera down
mike: He ha why its a home movey
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Zelda, Duke Onkled has invited me out to the beach. I'm going to Gamelon to join him.
But father, what if you get sunburnt?
I'll take the Sunscreen of Courage to protect me! If you don't hear from me in a month, send Link.
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