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“Big Pharma” okay are we talking about how privatization and monetization has deeply corrupted the field of medicine or are you talking about how you think chemicals in the water are making the frogs gay
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If i may ask, why has your kid had a lawyer since birth?
Honestly, because I had unprotected sex with one
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My parents thinking I'd be a boy then being born afab. And jokes on them! They ended up being right 20 years later! And DOUBLE jokes on them, not a normal clean cut well put together son, they ended up with greasy crusty autistic shut in son that spends way too much time on 4chan
I think part of what makes roachification so hot to me is the beauty in destruction
The beauty in taking a guy, whose parents had all these hopes and dreams for a well put together daughter, who will get married one day to a nice man, who will have kids, and a family, and go through all the milestones a parent gets to see their daughter go through.
Then through external forces, that's destroyed. Their daughter is gone. There will be no walking her down the aisle, or seeing grandkids, or anything.
That has been ruined, and replaced with a greasy, sweaty, hairy, mess of a man, that is being fucked daily by someone who turned their daughter into a roach of a man. Better yet, their "daughter" is fucking the person that did this, adding insult to injury.
Decades of work and hopes, gone. Not even instantly, no. It's a slow, brutal, grinding destruction that they're helpless to stop.
That, to me, is incredibly erotic.
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We used to have goth girls in every animated show. They wouldn't let you make a cartoon from 90-00s without at least one goth chick.
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If i had a nickel for everytime tobias forge predicted the future. I'd have 4 nickels.




Which is very odd
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saw someone criticizing the transfem werewolf metaphor and comparing it to how zootopia (badly) sets up predator vs prey as a race analogy and i feel like i should clarify
the transfem werewolf metaphor works because people assume werewolves will be predators to humans, when in reality, real wolves are just. not really all that dangerous to people



and yeah you could argue that a lot of werewolf mythology involves them being violent but thats part of the metaphor! how many people do you think got their impression of trans women absolutely ruined by someone telling a story of some trans girl and calling her a child predator or a big scary man in the woman’s bathroom? because it’s quite a few!
the metaphor works because, much like werewolves, there’s really no reason to assume that trans women are dangerous to anyone else except what people (who have had their fear weaponized) say about them
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“Must have reliable transportation” = “this is how we legally discriminate against poor people who take the bus”
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So, when are we sending Dethklok over to the Middle East to solve the whole issue?
I'm sure handing out Dethkones will bring peace.
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stuff like this is awesome! it’s a great way to help a charity and let people know your tattoo shop is trans friendly! and a fuck you to jk rowling of course.
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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"
"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.
"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.
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