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I wish I knew Batfamily better. Like, all my knowledge comes from fanfics, incorrect quotes, and Tumblr analyses of the characters. And that sucks because I love Batman and I love found family. It cannot be overstated how much I love both of those. And to an extent, I know Dick, Jason, Tim, and Damian. I’ve read some of their stuff and filled in the gaps with Wikis and YouTube videos, but—and this is unfortunate—I don’t know nearly enough about Stephanie, Cass, and Duke. And that sucks straight dooky because they all seem so interesting.

I thought I was fine before but I’ve been reading a lot of Superbat lately (that Superman movie—what more can I say?) so I wanna know more

So… like… any YT videos I should watch that’ll catch me up to speed?

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classicists will make the ugliest least functional website in the history of html and it will contain the entire library of fragmentary papyri of the works of aeschylus. for free

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"i don't care if you're black, white, yellow... or purple!" <- person who is about to say something incredibly racist

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Quote of the day

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I am going to kill [remembers suicide jokes are bad] a healthcare executive [remembers the fbi exists] haha just kidding [remembers that tumblr hates posers] but maybe I’m not [remembers The Alamo] The Alamo

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*smirking* you couldn't waterboard that out of me, but even if torture was an effective method of information extraction and not a futile display of state-sanctioned sadism, the high percentage of false confessions it produces would mean that even if you could waterboard it out of me, could you even trust the veracity of my statement?

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Heartwarming story: Little girl doesn’t have to do anything to fund her dad’s surgery because his expenses are covered by his country’s universal healthcare.

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I just can't stop thinking how Kpop Demon Hunters would've been amazing as a 2 season mini series with 13 episodes each..

Like just imagine Gwi-ma and the Saja Boys plotting some type of shit every episode, and the girls always save the day...

Meanwhile, every episode is full of banter between Huntrix and Saja Boys every time they clash during awards, variety shows, interviews, etc...like just imagine Zoey and Mystery Saja being asked to host MAMA together, or Mira being called up on stage along with Romance Saja & Abby to announce a winner of an award..and Rumi and Jinu doing one of those dance collabs special performance..ALL THE WHILE THEY'RE LITERAL ENEMIES &, SECRETLY FIND IT INFURIATING BUT BOTH SIDE ALSO CAN'T HELP BUT ENJOY E/O COMPANY.

Also Jinu always flirting with Rumi amidst their fights in every episode 😏 + Zoey and Mystery Saja having cutest interactions every time, and everyone else has to remind them they're supposed to hate eo 🥹

The other Saja Boys becoming more tame and humane with the more time they spend in the human realm, and they begin questioning their actions, and it slowly begins gnawing them from the inside..

Like walk with me!! The potential is crazy good! 😩🤌

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I think Buford and Baljeet are where my wedgie kink came from ??????

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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Only think that would make kpop demon hunters better is if it were an actual series with time to develop both the demon/demon hunter lore, the saja boys backstory and maybe some extra huntrix lore on top. Then it'd be perfect

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Jeremy and Isabella doodle i made in January lmao somebody give that girl a beer and a smoko she needs it

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enough.

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pnf revival challenge day 4: driver’s license!

Hosted by @howtonerdoutovereverything!✨

I wanted to add a page where they get pulled over by cops but ironically I spent 10 hours driving myself today and I’m falling asleep at my desk kfbshckm anyway here’s a bonus meme:

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