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REBLOG TO SLAP HIS WEIRD BALD HEAD

LIKE TO SLAP HIS WEIRD BALD HEAD

IGNORE TO SLAP HIS WEIRD BALD HEAD

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no saying they're just sparrows. im blind. "aww look at the birds" "WHERE. WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE BIRDS I CANT SEE THEM!!!!!"

If I say “aww look at the birds” n you say “they’re just sparrows” I’m killing you. Find beauty in nature or else.

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ⓘ You can Bite your Friends.

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go into this house trust me, it has a very rare gun, and dont mind the bear sounds its someone getting mauled nearby

anyone got any tips for someone who's just now playing barbie horse adventures (red dead redemption 2)?

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You can only reblog this today.

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Reblog the writers’ fortune cookie for luck!

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hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

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reading old messages is really fucked up because you see things and you’re like i would not fucking say that

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apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

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The Deinosuchus from The Isle has me gone because he would

deinosuchus wouldve loved a lamb souvlaki

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Penguins walking at 5x speed.

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YOU hates terfs

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I MADE WATER GHOUL EARS FOR NO REASON I'M SO PROUD

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quick what is everyone doing right now

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this is gonna sound really bitchy but some people really need to learn to realize when someone isn't talking to them. if you don't like beans then the lady posting a bean soup recipe isn't fucking talking to you. if you dont like reading then the people who post about the books they're reading aren't fucking talking to you.

I wanna start saying "not you, rabbit ears" bc that's what my dad always said growing up but idk if the tone will come across.