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if you ever need me, just remember im only 6 messages, 8 dms and 12 missed calls away
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Lmfaooooo me deciding every character with black hair and brown eyes is Asian no matter what. But really what got me was the assigned worksheet at the end
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"you're so resilient" thanks it was either that or killing myself
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How are you feeling?
I won’t play your psychological games
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im making up worst case scenarios in my head you couldn’t even dream of
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i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?
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When a coked out hateful bitch meets a bipolar gay man it can either be the start of something beautiful or the end of a nation
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Cop pulled me over on my war horse today.. impaled his ass on my lance and dragged his body 10 miles
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girl with loophole fetish facing criminal charges gets off on a technicality
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if i were attracted to someone i would ignore them and if someone were interested in me i would ignore them and if someone cute asked me out i would say no #myimpenetrablefortress
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i think donna tartt is an excellent writer people are just annoying about her books which isn't her fault she is also really sexy which of course has nothing to do with this post but i thought i'd mention it
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