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northernlion: charlie brown had hoes? no he didn't. no he fucking didn't. what are we doing here.

northernlion two weeks later: charlie brown kinda had the most hoes out of anyone in the sunday paper.

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Local warboy CAUGHT after straight up DEMOLISHING his shipping crate because of course we're not leaving this mfer behind

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sex in the shower? no. slip and bust my ass. break my dick. she slippin too. she knock her head on the tile she passed out. bleedin. i cant walk cause my jimmy snapped. thought this was gonna be sexy and we both end up half dead.

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Without fucking fail, they give me the landlord special on ALL plugs

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the author's barely-disguised desire for a club sandwich

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https://youtu.be/W9FiZzlPMWU?si=-UTM73yB8ORk2LEq

Happy birthday you jerk

thank you king. i barely use this website anymore but i do look forward to this particular video every year

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Bro I saw the cutest gnome ever on my morning hike today but it was an invasive species so I had to beat it to shit & death and berry it's carcass away from the glade 😭

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われわれは　メシを　ヨウキュウするです

We require meals

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たまに言われるけど…確かに大きいナメクジっぽい…

As someone sometimes says...he looks like a big slug...

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fascinated by this reply

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Manhattan Cafe in a Cafe.