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Do you think the Operator kicked the Drifter out to the mall's backroom once they figured out that Drifter's got a partner and some actual friends? I mean, it's been a couple years, and Drifter's not been paying rent.

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If I have to shove 10 more forma into my Vasca I may just cry.

I mean she's worth it, but I only have so much Forma.

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Remember to put the pager you get from Lotus Eaters somewhere in your Orbiter. You never know when you'll get a message.

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I'm about 90% sure all of these happened in-game. Some may have just been more recent than others

there hasn't been a more recent one of these, so after last night's tennocon reveals, i decided i would make it myself. choices are a combination of recent plot points and older ones that i don't recall having been on previous polls.

as usual, reblog for a wider sample size!

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Rough day at work

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HELP?

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A non-exhaustive list of things that happen in Warframe out of context:

(Spoilers, if you can even tell what I'm talking about)

An ultracapitalist warlord is harrasing cyborg kids for a comic book. You can help the kids by pulling sick skateboard tricks. The reward is a playable magical girl (who also pulls sick skateboard tricks).

A megacorporation has made the stock exchange into a bloodsport.

Your grandad tries to corrupt a computer. The only way to stop him is by jumping into cyberspace and blasting orchestral dubstep at him.

A room on your ship has been taken over by talking cancer cells. This is entirely beneficial to you.

An autistic child figured out who the main antagonist of the universe is. Some people did a cult about it.

The Pope of Capitalism is hiding in his own pocket dimension. You fight him by throwing a disc at ghosts.

Some of the characters you play have built-in weaponry. One of them has a built-in cat.

The alternate reality version of you has been trapped in a storybook fighting a one-person rebellion against a mad child king.

Sometimes you get attacked by the pinnacle of edgelords who is also your grandad's boytoy. He is a pushover, but somehow his disciples aren't.

You gain the ability to own and pilot a big ship. For unexplained reasons the ship is powered by a mummified finger in a jar.

One time you pilot a robot ghost to fight soldiers in space while a ship captain sings a shanty at you.

Turns out your adoptive mother is really your adoptive mother masquerading as your adoptive mother. Her ex blames you for this.

The final objective of a climactic story mission involves you helping your mother fight her abusive ex and preventing the corpse of your grandmother from eating the sun.

The leading scientist of a now long-dead empire has gone missing. You need to help his husband and their three talking pets fight living mannequin arms using a spellbook.

Time travel exists, and its main purpose is to stop Y2K, which actually happened.

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"Siddown and shaddup!"

It was a controversial decision, but Albrecht decided that an enforcer would be needed to keep his underlings in line. She was not a particularly popular member of staff.

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Let the Light in

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🐦☁️

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'it's dark because light is too slow' - Tittle provided by @CanOfCraig

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"We fought with honor!"

My sibling in Christ, we're using chemical weapons on unpaid interns.

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I love everything about this.

Lego Swimming Pool Layout

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Amazing art of the best character in the game, right here.

Piano Lady's artwork is now done! 🎹

This was one of the goals for the charity stream I did back in December. Truck guy's also slated to get his still, but I couldn't start on his artwork today, his will be done on stream next week Sunday, same time as today (7:30 PM CET/1:30 PM EST).

The full res art, icon and and wallpaper have been uploaded and can be found back in the official art thread!

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someone gave him glasses