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Galactus brainrot continues, , ,

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ʻUaʻu / Hawaiian petrel

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ʻAkikiki

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Christine Lashley, Rainy Night, Oil

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oh and that gap in my resume is when i was digging my own grave

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Not my sky [ 11 colors ]

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The sweetness of honeymilk

By Prototype Jack

When you smack me.

When you whack me.

When you squirt me.

When you spurt me.

The memorys.

Are priceless.

My lust,my lust, my lust.

For you.

I would never sell for 1000🤑

So sweet, so sweet so sweet,

Are your lips.

And your balls.

And your perky pink nipples.

Sweeter then honey milk.

With 50 pounds of brown sugar.

And 30 donuts

And 500 slices of cakes.

And 30000 candies.

And a chocolate

And a sweet cola.

And 200000000 ice cones

And 30 candy cane

And 50000 lolipops

And 10000000000 ice pops

And a slice of cherrypie

And 5000000 root beer flotes

And a piece of candy

And 900000 pockystick

And 70000000000 frapchinos

And 5000000 brownies

And 5000000 blondies

And a velvet cake

And 20 key lime pie

And 8000000 cookies

And 30000000000 chocolates

And 60000000 gumballs

And 2000 sugars

And 50000000 honeys

And 100 crystal candies

And 80000000 sweet treats

And 3 jellos

And 10000000000000000000000000000 pudding

And 600 mochis

And a piece of candy.

You are sweeter to me then all these.

But you dont fucking respond to me on grindr anymore.

And that makes me mad, mad, mad.

Rarely am i glad.

I thought you were my lad.

Sad.

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Dragon Snake aka Javan Mud Snake (Xenodermus javanicus), family Xenodermidae, Indonesia

The only member of its genus.

Semi-aquatic and semi-fossorial.

photograph by Colin Brahim

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probably the singularly most impactful line to come out of this movie

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do u think it would be badass to be able to throw a fireball. i do

i learned how to do this when i was a kid. you soak a cotton ball in lighter fluid and light it on fire. actually when i was a kid my brother and i used to a pour a circle of lighter fluid on the driveway then stand in the middle of it and light it on fire just to feel bad ass. it worked. dont do this ever.

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Thinking about something

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people love to find progressive ways to say we should all be arranged into separate groups and try our hardest to not relate to one another

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if i were attracted to someone i would ignore them and if someone were interested in me i would ignore them and if someone cute asked me out i would say no #myimpenetrablefortress

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