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mewvore
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mewvore · 18 hours ago
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What are your thoughts on Gnomes?
What i want to know is how come ive never seen a black gnome? Every gnome in fiction is some cracker slurping some miniature ginger ale. Personally I would like to ask gnomeo and juliet why their garden of gnomes is an ethnostate. And the keebler elf, he calls himself an elf but let's be honest he's just a gnome. And he's a white rapper too. What a disgrace.
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mewvore · 1 day ago
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I'm the char aznable of meet n' fuck kingdom deluxe
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mewvore · 1 day ago
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mewvore · 1 day ago
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When the series made to sell kid's toys is also good.
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mewvore · 2 days ago
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[I was born stupid. But I will not die hungry!]
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mewvore · 2 days ago
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mewvore · 2 days ago
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I have a suggestion.
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mewvore · 3 days ago
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mewvore · 3 days ago
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they fucking got isuggestforcefem
breaking my 72 hour rule to go on a tangent about how this just ultimately proves comedy is in fact dead. Not in the Joe Rogan "we cant call people r****ed anymore so now jokes are dead" way but its because theres no room for anyone to just be fucking silly. Nobody is allowed to just be benign levels of goofy on their own in their own corner of the internet anymore. You either have to be a rage baiter or inoffensively off the charts 6 levels of witty, you're simply not allowed to just have A Bit™ right now because everything is so absurdly serious. theres a reason sitcoms have characters whose sole purpose is The One Joke or The One Catchphrase because sometimes thats enough but god forbid you have one in the year 2025 people will think you're a witch
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mewvore · 3 days ago
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Her legacy is with us. She will never die.
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mewvore · 4 days ago
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had a dream that they were adding you, d.va and gold ship to street fighter 6
you know times are changing when you're getting featured in dream picks for a traditional fighting game instead of smash bros
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mewvore · 4 days ago
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I don't have any kind of funny caption I just felt like drawing Spider-Man sitting with me and telling me I'm going to be okay
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mewvore · 5 days ago
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mewvore · 5 days ago
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any printer born after 2007 can't print... all they know is bluetooth , hide they usb port, tray feed error, be out of magenta , eat paper & tell HP my social security number
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mewvore · 5 days ago
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Bothering the beast
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