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how's the mancave?

it's goooood

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ask me stuff im bored

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hi

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Mikey? Can you come make pancakes with me?

YES

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i have massive stretch marks on my hips i was so insecure about them but now i just dont give a fuck :)

FUCK YEAH

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Stretch marks remind me of my inner dragon trying to break free. It's lovely.

CONFIDENCE !!!!

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tell me i'm cute

ur cute

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FUCK MY FRIEND JUST TRIED TO COMMIT SUICIDE AND IDK IF SHES ALIVE

have you tried texting her or calling her???

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heres a story about dick piercings this is 100% true ok my dad used to be the bassist for a band when he was in his early 20s and after they played at a festival they went to go jam to the other bands and my dads dick piercing got ripped out in the mosh pit

HOLY SHIT

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Have you ever tried to give yourself head?

pfffffft noooo

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You're an illiterate fucktard tbh

Excuse me?

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what do you think about stretch marks?

I don't get why people think they're so bad and 'ugly' like they're just marks on your skin and you can't help them so???

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I give head

um okay

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What's your favorite eye color on a girl?

I like blue :)

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would a vagina piercing make you hornier while eating a girl out?

maybe

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date me

ok

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honestly I'm not a fan of 5sos or your music but you guys seem like pretty great guys so yeah keep being awesome I guess

thanks man :)