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🎵But I am my father’s daughter, so maybe I could fix him🎶
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forearms to me are what ankles were to victorian men
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me logging onto tumblr after consuming a new piece of media

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I am a simple woman. I see men with big arms, tall height, smirk, and nice sense of humour, I get a little crazy.
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I am a simple woman. I see men with big arms, tall height, smirk, and nice sense of humour, I get a little crazy.
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Welcome to the world of “Being in love with a person who doesn’t exist in real life but you pretend they do anyway because you’re obsessed” ✧˖*°࿐
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It was funnier in my head @xxtc-96xx
All the Newts XD
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don't make me tap the sign
(the sign says "Mr. Darcy is 100% aware of how to act in any given social situation and has no trouble at all expressing his feelings. He comes off as arrogant and proud because he is arrogant and proud")
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When I’m looking through the “x reader” tag, and even the TITLE SAYS “character x reader”, but when I start to read the fic it says “you have blonde hair, blue eyes, and your name is Hannah.”
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Just seen Gladiator 2 and the theater damn near became a swimming pool 🫷🥴🫸
I wanna lick everyone. Everywhere. Including the extras. My tongue is giving bath towel rn. I'm in my "oui oui baget" era, I'm bouta go to Paris.



(I'm so sorry my inner freak won)
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I need someone to make a Paul Mescal or Pedro Pascal fanfic based on the song bed chem by Sabrina Carpenter
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you might like the same character as me but i like them in a far more concerning and deeply controversial way than you ever will
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White rich people in their mansions: *sing imagine instead of helping*
John Winston fucking Lennon in heaven: *high pitched scream*
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I will always love the Beatles until the day I die. I would be in my 80s and listening to “Girl.” By The Beatles in my room at the nursing home and still be madly in love with all of them.
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The Beatles, but what if instead of making sick beats they got freaky
The Freakles
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