Any pronouns, 🏳️🌈I’m going to stop pretending and just say I post basically whatever I want whenever I want and there’s no rhyme or reason. I know three of you irl, and to two of those I sincerely apologize
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i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now
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I don’t believe tsw*ft is a revolutionary or even interesting artist but she *is* the only artist who has her own folder on my phone dedicated to lyrics that make me incandescent with rage so from a perverse conceptual perspective I guess something is working
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i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants
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normalize taking drugs just to fit in and make your friends think you're cool
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If you have to ask yourself "is this a situation where I should ignore the Prime Directive?" then the answer is usually "yes."
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I have some news for members of the united states armed forces who feel like they are pawns in a political game and their assignments being unnecessary.
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welp... ive done it... ive booked my first swimming class... im gonna learn how to swim
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Diversity win! The British doors in your house are aromantic!
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where the hell are my pneumatic tubes this is not the future jules verne promised
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having a pigeon nest on your balcony is such a delight tbh. our long-term resident pidge couple did the fluffiest of babies this summer : these little creatures are well fed, fluffy as hell, and ready to peep their hearts out from morning to evening ! it's hilarious frankly !
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Everyone knows that there are two ways to get into media these days:
1. A tumblr mutuals indoctrination
2. Blorbo from my other shows was there
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being gay in the early 2010s was crazy people would walk up to you and say "did you know neil patrick harris is gay" and that would be the whole sentence
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