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kink shaming is dead. I respect people with foot fetishes more than the president of the united states of America

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Maybe if people updated more we wouldn't turn to ai

You’re a pathetic, impatient loser. Fanfic writers owe you nothing, and their writing is their own, not yours to do with as you choose, you entitled brat.

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4 days until wet rat wednesday

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"what if you regret it" what if I don't?

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Oh ok so it turns out ive been borrowing grief from the future ! it turns out ive been preparing to lose the things i love rather than basking in the light of them while they last. Maybe i should nt do that

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Im enjoying the longevity of tumblrs recontextualization style of humor. a seemingly innocuous post followed by like "posts that a gnome would make" or like "are you a phone"

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went to control freak island and everyone there knew you

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it is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. this is kind of what makes life worth living

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you can always write disgusting pornography btw. if you forgot

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*sees a beloved mutual in the notes* hi honey

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I feel like "I put your deranged ramblings through a genetics searcher and your an insect" is such a better retort than anything people could come up with.

i do this to my friends sometimes because what the fuck are they gonna do? what are you supposed to say in response to that? your shitty little roast is a tree now bitch. what are you gonna do about it

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Very pro weird girl. Not budging on that.

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girl i lost the plot years ago

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lying in front of the street cleaner