microbm
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27, Tennessee raised. Autistic, polyamorous, demisexual, heteroflexible. Feel free to message, but please state a reason for doing so instead of just "hi".
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microbm · 5 months ago
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sometimes you dont eat fruit for awhile and then you eat some fruit and you're like oh fuck its fruit
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microbm · 5 months ago
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Mona Lisa cat nest 😭
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microbm · 5 months ago
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osha compliant blowjob
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microbm · 5 months ago
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I’ve been engaging in behaviours not beneficial to my wellbeing
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microbm · 5 months ago
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but the good news is:
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microbm · 5 months ago
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I support women's rights but also women's decades long revenge plots
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microbm · 5 months ago
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Leaf Bag
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microbm · 6 months ago
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Dressed like a dream, built to ruin you. Don’t stare too long—you might fall in love with me 😈❤️
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microbm · 6 months ago
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TV: here’s a 22 minute episode of a tv show you like Me: ehhhh Youtube: here’s a feature film length video discussing a game you haven’t played Me:
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microbm · 6 months ago
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dry humping for hours with lots of biting and hair pulling that turns into ripping off each other's clothes because just friction isn't enough
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microbm · 6 months ago
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not to sound like a complete psycho but I really need to get this out of my system: I genuinely wish the average american conservative who laughs at things such as "deportation ASMR" would experience even a fraction of the pain the people they hate do on a regular basis, because you know damn well they'd lose their minds. they cry discrimination at the mere PRESENCE of women and minorities; they shoot up schools when they hear the word "no" for the first time. pathetic, spineless individuals who have convinced themselves they're the brave ones somehow, and convinced everyone coddling them is the solution to their violence when it's the reason they act this way.
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microbm · 6 months ago
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squish n’ hips
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microbm · 6 months ago
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rb to help your beloved moots finally see some positive change in their lives <3
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microbm · 6 months ago
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would you ever do a panties of the day post? pretty please???x
Because you asked so nicely… 😘
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microbm · 6 months ago
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it's called a crush because it hydraulic presses your cognitive ability btw
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microbm · 6 months ago
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wanna be cuddle buddies 🥺
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microbm · 6 months ago
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