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people love extolling the virtues of ball-and-socket joints and how it makes us more advanced and all that but I don't see any fucking octopuses in slings now do I. Bones are overrated and I want a refund.

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ollie literally doing anything OTHER than studying for exams smh

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Idk, an AU where 7n7 and Noli never had the fallout and just continued to be total nuisances together <3

Maybe Coolkid is still here, he just has to put up with a father that comes home at 2am saying that he can’t be bothered to take CK to school tomorrow

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the idea belongs to @antikittysocial and I really wanted to turn it into a silly comic

english is not my native language, so there may be mistakes💦

i love c00lkidd so bad

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College 007n7 and Noli

Repost bc I forgot tags

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NOLI WHEN?????????

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Do you fw 7n7noli perchance

I kinda fw it but only when it’s past them.

Present them uuuuhhhhh idk

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Doomed yaoi audio dialogue haunts me.

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wise words from a wise man

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TW SUGGESTIVE

I know theres a lot of speculation like "007n7 and Noli were college roommates!", "007n7 and Noli were coworkers!", "007n7 and Noli were lovers!" but like what if they didn't know what they were either

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Whatever, go my microtissues toxic yuri

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Huntrix + Forward Guard

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At dnd

Niko: I wish to seduce the wall

DM: it ignores you. Like all other women

Everyone else:

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can we get like a thing of how you see lifesteal!squiddo ?

( as in stuff about what happened with the nuke, how they thought ash was gonna kill them and was okay with it, yk^_^ )

Sure :)

When it comes to Lifesteal Squiddo- or any character on any SMP- you have to consider the doylist perspective (out of universe) versus the watsonian perspective. (In-universe)

Lifesteal Squiddo is just a very dramatized version of my real life self... Like, how in real life when something mundanely bad happens, you might exaggerate and mime fainting for a laugh; that's what Lifesteal Squiddo is. I do that because it's entertaining and it's my job to entertain you. When something bad happens, I don't care, it's just our jobs- but to Lifesteal Squiddo it's the end of the world. When something good happens, I'm probably pretty happy, but to Lifesteal Squiddo it's the greatest thing ever.

With the nuke, the entire time I was thinking "How can I work this into a video? This will be a dramatic plot twist, people will like this..." and that sort of thing. But to Lifesteal Squiddo there is no Youtube, so she was just angry.

In real life, on my first day on Lifesteal, I didn't really understand that it was sort of a roleplay thing because I'd never properly played on an SMP before. So, I was nice to Ashswag because he'd added me to the server and I felt like I was in his debt, plus I wanted him to be on my team or whatever. But then I ended up with a character who had been nice to Ashswag for no reason, and I'm like, "okay, maybe he's their hero or something. Maybe they look up to him. Maybe she sees something in him that nobody else does". Squiddo was okay with Ashswag killing her because she was so ashamed that she'd disappointed somebody who she so badly wanted to befriend. In real life, I was okay with it because it meant I finally had an excuse to log off lifesteal to go to sleep ahaha

Although, I actually was happy when Ashswag gave me hearts, I really did think he was going to kill me. I'm glad I get to keep playing. I couldn't sleep that night because I kept smiling... That's probably the only time Lifesteal Squiddo and myself have felt the exact same thing

Anyway, with the election stuff, I thought the entire thing was brilliant!! I'm so so happy that 4CVIT and Red won, especially after I dropped that horrible video about him (which, please don't actually believe it's real!!) I just kept thinking, he's going to get such an insanely good video from this. For Squiddo though, from a doylist perspective, Ashswag voting Mapic and then banning me/her is him drumming up suspense. It's our job, he's good at his job, it makes sense. But from a watsonian perspective, Ashswag has suddenly switched up on Squiddo for absolutely no reason, which is going to make her very sad. Hopefully that explains it well enough!

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(2012 minecraft parody voice) I am mining... there are no blocks of sand.... you are digging down with me.... hand in unbreakable hand... and I hope we mine.... I hope we both mine.......

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SQUIDDO. SQUIDDO YOU HAVE TO .TO RUN! THE HORSES…. THE 3 EVIL HORSDES ARE HERE . OH.MY GOD RUN!!!!’nnnn

OK guys we're doing this badass trend it's called the sending squiddo comprehensible asks challenge

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being autistic means that people will get mad at you for something you don't understand and they actively refuse to tell you why :)