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Ryan,18, Brisbane, boring AF. AMA
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microsloth · 9 years ago
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naked iphones r beautiful but at what cost
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microsloth · 9 years ago
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thoughts on boys?
disgusting but irresistible
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microsloth · 9 years ago
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microsloth · 9 years ago
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me: *is bitter but is also right*
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microsloth · 9 years ago
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microsloth · 9 years ago
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No strings attached.
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microsloth · 9 years ago
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what if people got a new name every birthday
what if the name represented how old you were, like every 11 year old was named Josh
“I had my first kiss when I was Greg”
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microsloth · 9 years ago
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BRITNEY SPEARS IS PERFORMING
ARIANA AND NICKI ARE PERFORMING
BEYONCE IS PERFORMING
RIHANNA IS PERFORMING
AND TAYLOR SWIFT IS NOT GONNA SHOW UP
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microsloth · 9 years ago
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why are old people so obsessed with doing this
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microsloth · 9 years ago
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microsloth · 9 years ago
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As if gender roles could ever stop me
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microsloth · 9 years ago
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One more thing.
Taylor forgave Kanye.
She’s performed with him. She presented him with his Vanguard award and cheered like a fangirl when he made his speech. She’s done several skits and made several jokes about what happened in 2009. Kanye was wrong to interrupt her acceptance speech, but SHE FORGAVE HIM. A LONG TIME AGO.
For that slimy, phony, two-face bitched to say she doesn’t want to “participate in this narrative” when she’s MILKED AND PROFITED OFF this narrative is such bullshit. Now, I don’t agree that Kanye made her famous. Homegirl has worked hard. But Kanye definitely didn’t hurt her at all.
Don’t y’all dare let Taylor victimize herself 6 fucking years later. She forgave him. It’s too late. That’s not how forgiveness works. 
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microsloth · 9 years ago
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microsloth · 9 years ago
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KIM VS. TAYLOR DRAMA
Kim Kardashian: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces
Taylor Swift: No sign deserves to be done dirty like this
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microsloth · 9 years ago
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microsloth · 9 years ago
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Me: *reaches the end of a chapter* Time to stop for now.
Me: *turns page* whoops I guess I have to keep going.
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