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Thank god for Russian dash cams to bring us wonders like this

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love when drawing just happens, even if it's just dumb shit

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i love the phrase "sex pervert" like. as opposed to what? abstinence pervert?

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dying in a horror movie bc the sound of me opening my dr pepper echoes across the field loud as fuck and i am located instantly

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god forbid a woman has a hobby

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i mean this so seriously if you have any sort of creative project you can and should be a little obsessed with it. you should reread your own writing and look at your own art and brag about your ocs its literally good for your health

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Camera operator, I know what you are 👁️👁️ Source

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GO GIVE @okenki MONEY RIGHT NOW AAAAAAHHHHHH (kofi link!!)

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engineer, pointing a gun at me: i knew it. the real captain never uses my name. she only calls me "goggles"

me (only there because i didn't want to pay a 15,000 credit transport fee): fuck uhhhh *shapeshifts into his dead wife*

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Just in case any of you are wondering why I seem to have become so much more hostile, aggressive and unlikeable lately, we just got a functioning AC unit in our apartment like a week ago. And since the temperature inside the apartment has gone down to habitable levels, I've actually been able to do things like eating food and sleeping properly, so I've got a lot more energy to be a huge cunt.

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Akiyama gets betrayed (clipped by tag partner Chris' elastic band attack).

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You there! Federal museum professional educator or FEMA climatologist or NOAA metereologist or CISA cybersecurity specialist or Army civilian logistics employee. How would you like to work for ICE? No? Not interesting? You’re working for ICE now. You’re working for ICE or you’re quitting. You don’t get a choice. You’re an ICE brown shirt or you’re out of a job.

This is not hyperbole. This is happening across the entire United States government.

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honestly i'm still here