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I have an idea for a TikTok trend called The Electronic Tag Challenge, where users only leave the house between 7am and 7pm, with the intention of saving money by not going out all night.
I'm not going to do this myself, so you can have the idea for free.
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I suppose the real monster in Frankenstein is Mary Shelley.
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That's a long argument:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9876y4z4rgo1
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After 40-plus years, I think Agadoo deserves a second chance. Failing a re-release, an official remix or cover would be in order.
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I'm glad we don't manually need to find a clear radio frequency every time we want to make a phone call.
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I now fear losing my voice and somebody reconstructing it using my old recordings from hospital radio so I forever sound like Smashie & Nicey.
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The main reason I don't often go abroad is in case Scotland unilaterally declares independence and on my return, I'll be asked to show some visa that didn't exist when I left, so I'll be whisked off to a camp for stateless people near Arbroath, but at least there's the seaside.
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Further to this, it turns out that As If was never given a home release on account of the cost of copyright for all the music used.
However, Sony Pictures India has made it avaliable on YouTube. You'll need a VPN that can virtually take you there.
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLizZ_Km1-wkG4_R1BubwffDMjFHm_aAgP&si=IGDAYd7FzAe_3BwN
Who remembers early-2000s teen drama As If?
It's come to my attention that Emily Corrie, who played Sooz, went on to enlist in the Royal Navy in 2009, then later spent a year in prison for dangerous driving.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emily_Corrie#Royal_Navy_enlistment
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New blog post: Six Vital Writing Items.
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🎶 Happy birthday to you. 🎶 You belong in the zoo 🎶 with the monkeys and creepy-crawlies. 🎶 Happy birthday to you.
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Medical conditions that sound like heavy metal bands
Crepitus
Fecal Occult Blood
Trilogy of Fallot
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New blog post: The Story of a Faulty Laptop.
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New blog post: Reaching Fever Peach.
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