middaydolomite
middaydolomite
Gavinski Camerova
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Mixing fact, fiction and puns. Published writer and poet, and literary event organiser.
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middaydolomite · 2 days ago
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I have an idea for a TikTok trend called The Electronic Tag Challenge, where users only leave the house between 7am and 7pm, with the intention of saving money by not going out all night.
I'm not going to do this myself, so you can have the idea for free.
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middaydolomite · 3 days ago
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I suppose the real monster in Frankenstein is Mary Shelley.
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middaydolomite · 5 days ago
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New blog post: The In-Between Times.
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middaydolomite · 8 days ago
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That's a long argument:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9876y4z4rgo1
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middaydolomite · 9 days ago
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After 40-plus years, I think Agadoo deserves a second chance. Failing a re-release, an official remix or cover would be in order.
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middaydolomite · 12 days ago
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New blog post: Dashing Through Dashes.
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middaydolomite · 15 days ago
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I'm glad we don't manually need to find a clear radio frequency every time we want to make a phone call.
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middaydolomite · 18 days ago
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I now fear losing my voice and somebody reconstructing it using my old recordings from hospital radio so I forever sound like Smashie & Nicey.
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middaydolomite · 19 days ago
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New blog post: A Look at the EasyJet In-Flight Magazine.
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middaydolomite · 20 days ago
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The main reason I don't often go abroad is in case Scotland unilaterally declares independence and on my return, I'll be asked to show some visa that didn't exist when I left, so I'll be whisked off to a camp for stateless people near Arbroath, but at least there's the seaside.
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middaydolomite · 21 days ago
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Further to this, it turns out that As If was never given a home release on account of the cost of copyright for all the music used.
However, Sony Pictures India has made it avaliable on YouTube. You'll need a VPN that can virtually take you there.
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLizZ_Km1-wkG4_R1BubwffDMjFHm_aAgP&si=IGDAYd7FzAe_3BwN
Who remembers early-2000s teen drama As If?
It's come to my attention that Emily Corrie, who played Sooz, went on to enlist in the Royal Navy in 2009, then later spent a year in prison for dangerous driving.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emily_Corrie#Royal_Navy_enlistment
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middaydolomite · 24 days ago
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Jet Blue + Ryanair = Cyanair
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middaydolomite · 26 days ago
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New blog post: Six Vital Writing Items.
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middaydolomite · 26 days ago
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🎶 Happy birthday to you. 🎶 You belong in the zoo 🎶 with the monkeys and creepy-crawlies. 🎶 Happy birthday to you.
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middaydolomite · 1 month ago
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Medical conditions that sound like heavy metal bands
Crepitus
Fecal Occult Blood
Trilogy of Fallot
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middaydolomite · 1 month ago
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New blog post: The Story of a Faulty Laptop.
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middaydolomite · 1 month ago
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New blog post: Reaching Fever Peach.
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