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Slutty Witch

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Let’s be real Steve Rogers probably used to steal shit when he was a kid

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Oh, I forgot to tell you guys that this lady came in two minutes before closing with a two inch high stack of coupons and two full carts. It took me twenty minutes to ring everything up, and she only ended up paying around five bucks for all of it, and then she gave me three things of paper towels and a box of Frosted Flakes for no discernable reason other than that they were free and she kept me late.

That should be the new rule. If you inconvenience me, I get to have some of your groceries.

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An old and homely grandmother accidentally summons a demon. She mistakes him for her gothic-phase teenage grandson and takes care of him. The demon decides to stay at his new home.

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Reasons YOU should read the Abarat series

-kickass female protag who kicks the series off my running away from an abusive household in a shitty little town full of chickens -and winding up in the most terrifyingly beautiful alternate dimension. Its like Alice in Wonderland on crystal meth -the series plays with cool concepts largely unexplored by YA fantasy, like dark and light not necessarily equaling evil and good and the idea of a ‘fantasy�� world being slowly intruded upon by a 'scifi’ world -representation everywhere. You’ve got PoC, LGBT characters, ladies as far as the eye can see (seriously this series fucking obliterates the bechdel test), commentary on racism and bigotry, people who are talking cats, people who wear fish on their heads, people who live in tanks of their own nightmares to cope??? Etc. Etc. -the best sidekick ever seriously jesus bless Malingo you pure sweet child - gorgeous paintings beyond your wildest dreams like seriously Clive Barker’s imagination is just full of horrific fucked up magnificence -main villain is the King of the Fuckboys. Like seriously he’s a fucking mess who writes edgy poetry and wanders in graveyards for the aesthetic but trust me you’ll love him as much as I do I promise -so many other cool nuanced villains and characters in general tho like I can’t even begin to list them all -i need more people to cry about these books with

Reasons not to read the Abarat series: -book 4? Is apparently never coming out? -???? -can’t think of any others go fucking read these books rn

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Watching some YouTube #weird #momlife #youtube #cayleighelise #darkmatters (at Kingston, Michigan) https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn2QKWYH-p6/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1f1gxtz8q6uvp

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Late birthday lunch with my son and cousin #momlife #noodlesandcompany #yum #foodporn #foodie #foodstagram (at Northville, Michigan)

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at Alpena Junction, Michigan

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So this is what I'm doing before work...bout freaked out when I seen this lol...I have no life...#momlife #workingmom #weird #90skid #marilynmanson (at Birchwood Meadows Apartments)

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Watched since episode 1..now episode 100...here's to many many more...#matthewsantoro #momlife #workingmom #50amazingfacts #youtube (at Alpena Junction, Michigan)

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Dinner tonight #momlife #workingmom #foodporn #foodie #foodstagram #itsnotdiliveryitsdigiorno #pizza #yum (at Alpena Junction, Michigan)

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When ur kids away.....u watch the newest seriously strange😁 #momlife #workingmom #serouslystrange #youtube (at In My Bed in My Room.)

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Love watching you react to music #momlife #youtube #marilynmanson #reactionvideo (at Alpena Junction, Michigan)

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Love watching u guys react to stuff..and this is 1 of my favorite songs too...(ok I have alot of favorite songs but I had no life when I was younger)..#youtube #disturbed #music (at Alpena Junction, Michigan)

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Dinner tonight #momlife #foodporn #foodie #hamburgerhelper #mac&cheese #cheesburgermac #ps4 #nentendo3ds #animalcrossing (at Alpena Junction, Michigan)