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Robert Downey Jr as Tony Stark (😏awesome combo😏) Iron Man 2 (2010) | dir. John Favreau

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it's not a date btw

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A comic about Clark Kent, Lois Lane, and typos.

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Miss Cassandra Sandsmark (or at least how I would design her)

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Silly Batfam HCs

Tim is not only a stalker but also a raging scrapbooker

Batman and Superman both claim the Delaware Bay as part of their area of protection and an absolute spiral of debate will erupt any time it is mentioned

Babs unironically thought the Reach drink tasted pretty decent

Damian loves helping out on the Kent farm

Bruce secretly had a library in Gotham named after Jason after his death

Dick still owns the Discowing suit just in case the 80s make a comeback

Alfred has a special server on the bat computer to log the recipes of all their favorite dishes for when he passes

Jason definitely dog ears and cracks spines and relishes in a well loved book

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Poison Ivy Uncovered #1 (2023) cover by Sweeney Boo

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miles is taller than 42-miles because of his spider bite. This is like when your younger brother have a grow spurt and now are slightly taller than you.

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Dank spidey memes

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I'm back with another crack meme, let's see how well this one does

If it does as well as my New Yorker Post then I'll make a navigation list for the memes :D

Bonus:

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ANTHONY MACKIE as SAM WILSON The Falcon and the Winter Soldier - 1.05 Truth

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I love how we all pretend Gwen was the cool suave one in ITSV as if she didn’t introduce herself as “GwaaaaaaaGwanda. My names gwanda. It’s African.” [realizes she is the whitest person to ever white] “I’m South African! I’m from. South Africa. Haha lol.” and then proceeds to lie so horribly that the only reason Miles didn’t catch onto her shit is because he was preoccupied with grabbing her shoulder in the world’s least smooth flirting move and then ripping her hair out

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A lot of people say they found Hobie annoying at first when he was establishing hs punk credentials ("I don't believe in teams or consistency/I'll do it but not because you asked me to/it's a metaphor for capitalism" etc.), but what they need to realize is that he's doing a bit. All Spider-people (except Miguel) become comedians when they're wearing the mask. Hobie happens to have a very dry sense of humor; so while he's masked up his jokes are self-aware exaggerations of 'the punk persona'. Not that he doesn't sincerely hold those beliefs (it's made clear he does when he helps sabotage Spider HQ's unethical trans-dimension surveillance network), just that "I don't believe in comedy! Just kidding!" is what you say when you know how most people perceive 'punks' and enjoy fucking with them a little.

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MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW????!!!!

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with pavitr having his hair out of the mask, and hugging gayatri when he saves her, and having The Worst attempt at disguising his voice out of all the spiderkids (which is saying something, when you're up against miles and gwen) - i love the idea that everybody in mumbattan absolutely knows that pavitr prabhakar is spider-man, but all have an unspoken agreement to never actually acknowledge it, because he's sweet and helpful and god, he's just a kid.

tourists and visitors and people just moving there will gesture to his very visible and easily identifiable hair and open their mouths to comment on it, and the nearest Seasoned Member of the Pavitr Prabhakar Defense Committee™ will slap a hand over their mouth and wrangle them in the opposite direction before they can blow his cover and get him arrested

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the group! :-)

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OH MY GOD IT'S MEOWS MORALES

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He may act tough but his ass is goofy. I just know it.