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... And how’s that?

ever get the urge to scratch off your own carapace

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I got some shell cream, if you want it. Makes it not itch so much.

ever get the urge to scratch off your own carapace

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If it didn’t grow you’d still have every scratch or chip you’ve ever gotten ‘cause it’d never heal an’ get replaced. You’re scuffed up but you ain’t that scuffed up, far as I can tell!

And gross.

ever get the urge to scratch off your own carapace

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I mean, I figure you gotta shed at some point, or your carapace would be in pretty bad shape.

What’s makin’ you itchy, then?

ever get the urge to scratch off your own carapace

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You sure? That’s always how it starts.

ever get the urge to scratch off your own carapace

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Are you shedding?

ever get the urge to scratch off your own carapace

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Speakin’ from experience, if it’s a different, y’know, strain of vampire, the two strains mix.

It looked extremely painful.

...hm. what would happen if i drank another vampires blood?

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‘cause I am cute! Just mostly only to other carapacians. And people with good taste.

… I’m still gettin’ earl grey and frosted cakes, right?

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Yeah. I look pretty weird to most people in that universe.

… I’m still gettin’ earl grey and frosted cakes, right?

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That... sounds kinda entertaining, but I don’t really fit in well in that universe. Droog’s is the only place I ever go, y’know?

… I’m still gettin’ earl grey and frosted cakes, right?

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... I appreciate the offer, but I dunno what use a candy company has for a private detective.

… I’m still gettin’ earl grey and frosted cakes, right?

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Oh, good. Uh, congrats on the new CEO job?

… I’m still gettin’ earl grey and frosted cakes, right?

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... I’m still gettin’ earl grey and frosted cakes, right?

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Well, if you say so! I guess if he asks I can say it was your idea.

@midnightsleuth Good evening, Sleuth. I wanted to invite you over for some earl grey and frosted cakes.

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Right, be there soon.

Droog’s, uh, not gonna be mad, is he?

@midnightsleuth Good evening, Sleuth. I wanted to invite you over for some earl grey and frosted cakes.

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I mean-- sure, I guess? I’m down for that. Fuck capitalism.

@midnightsleuth Good evening, Sleuth. I wanted to invite you over for some earl grey and frosted cakes.

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Protest slogans?

@midnightsleuth Good evening, Sleuth. I wanted to invite you over for some earl grey and frosted cakes.