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ACES FOR TRANS RIGHTS 🙌🏽 🏳️‍⚧️

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Tumblr isn't giving us back the boops for ides of march so I will do it myself.

Get your boops everyone!!!

I just put these together real quick feel free to use them.

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Hey guys! I'm just letting you all know that I won't be active that much today.

Me and a bunch of psychos on Tumblr are celebrating the death of some old Roman politician.

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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

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I want you to remember:

The fascists hate you too and they just will pretend otherwise until after they've killed the rest of us, before they turn on you.

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My greatest tragedy is that I literally always want a nap, right up until ten pm, when I feel utterly alive and electrified.

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Goncharov (1973) dir. Martin Scorsese

“The greatest mafia movie (n)ever made.”

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A Line Without A Hook

day something of fakiru week 2024 i’m so behind ;;

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not to worry mutuals, I’ve recruited a halfling to detect any and all spike traps on your dashboard, just make sure not to scroll too fast so he has time to find them

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i dont consider myself a 'fashion guru' by any means but one thing i will say is guys you dont need to know the specific brand an item you like is - you need to know what the item is called. very rarely does a brand matter, but knowing that pair of pants is called 'cargo' vs 'boot cut' or the names of dress styles is going to help you find clothes you like WAAAYYYY faster than brand shopping

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Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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yo it’s literally november 3rd. what’s next the 4th? and then. no it can’t be.

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not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀

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we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

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People will claim to be a fan of some thing and then hate all of the themes and motifs and story lines and plot lines and protagonists and antagonists like man I don’t think that you actually like it here