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“I asked chatGPT” well I asked my friend Tao Yang and he is standing about 10 seconds away and is going to run at you screaming

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i don’t need a “day off” or a “weekend” i need to respawn in a clean apartment with all my responsibilities reset and the complete certainty that nobody hates me

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just learned people associate em dashes with chat gpt. Girl fuck you. You can pry em dashes from my cold dead hands. One of us is gonna have to stop using em— and it’s not gonna be me!

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This scientist crafts stunning visual art through chemistry.

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how to get close to people for beginners

getting close to people strategies

first time getting close to people walkthrough

techniques for getting close to people

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if you’re stuck, add a meal scene. nothing brings characters together like emotionally fraught soup.

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once i master my adhd and stop believing that i’m waiting for my life to begin and accept what i cannot change and finish cleaning my room and stick to a productive schedule and drink enough water and meditate and organize all the important papers in the paper pile and start being consistent and say the nice things to myself and gain confidence its OVER for you bitches

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definitely my favorite part of buying toilet paper and paper towels is the Myst-like puzzle game where every package's total amount of Usable Paper Product is expressed not in terms of volume or surface area but instead as a relative expression of how many times more paper is contained in this product than some other product, which itself defines its capacity in relation to others, and so on down the line into infinity. feels like a Blue Prince scenario where i need to press a series of hidden buttons to reveal a breakable wall with a hint behind it that serves as a cipher allowing me to finally convert the capacity of Bounty Double Plus Rolls into square meters, which, when expressed to enough significant digits and interpreted as longitude and latitude, conveys the exact location where i will eventually die

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two bros, both alike in sexuality

in a hot tub, where we lay our scene

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I need y'all to watch this clip

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When I (M29) was a young boy (M7) my father (M35) took me into the city (X167) to see a marching band (M23, M21, M22, F22, M24, M25, F21, M

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People keep saying that there’s a loneliness epidemic happening in our society and that certain generations are feeling it more than others so…

By real-life, I mean someone that you actually know in the flesh. Online relationships don’t count.