mikeydoodledandy

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I'm mostly posting this because I think "Rage Grape" is a fucking awesome name.

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Do you remember what you spent 2020 doing?

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The strangest attitude I've ever seen on people about anything is when someone is aware that their situation is bad, and that other people have it better, and not only have their no intention to personally do anything to fix their situation, they'll actively fight you if you try to help them. They don't want their situation to get better. They just want you to feel bad about how bad they've got it.

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I feel like the baffling incongruity of microwaves is us paying for the hubris of heating food with a device originally created to ethically warm cryogenically frozen hamsters.

microwaves are so deceptive and evil. How is this tortellini so hot it’s burning my tongue yet at the same time frozen solid on the inside

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Do you still have your wisdom teeth?

Yes

No

I don't know

I never had wisdom teeth

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[mikeydoodledandy]

Major human pastimes:

frying dough

classifying things and then arguing about the classifications

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hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god

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Spin the wheel. That's who's trying to kill you.

Spin the wheel again. That's who's trying to protect you.

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pokèmonize yourself!!!!

spin this wheel to see your pokemon type

spin this one to see how you'll look like

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i cant stop saying "grisp it"

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The Randomizer