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Do you think Regulus cried out “Sirius” instead of “Mum” when he got injured as a child?
follow-up question: Do you think he did it again out of reflex as he was dying?
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And the ace flag colours!!! Amaizing mix

The amount of t-boy swag I could serve if only this shirt fit me 😔
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How did we come from ancient greek philosophy to a cock joke?
the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck
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I'm this. This. 🤏This fucking close to waking up my laptop and writing a shikamaru, villain Naruto, traitor shika fic
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God's I'm rereading and I'm about to be at that moment 💀😭
one thing about Jace is that he will always have the funniest comebacks at hand even in the face of life-threatening danger.

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Schabuś....
Fuck no I don't want my name to be a fucking meat sandwich
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He does. And if he doesn't I already did it in your name so dw
Thinking about Bernard's parents potentially being physically abusive towards him (in particular, I believe his Dad was) and Tim's reaction the first time he learns this.
Like I'm thinking he only learns that Bernard was physically abused after they start dating and its such an emotional shock because Bernard says his father started hitting him during high school and Tim is sad he had no idea.
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In current economy strawberries are expensive.... Try apples! They clean your teeth so that's a bonus, they're also cheap and save you from dentist visits!

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in another universe jonathan and clary would have been spoiled, rich old money shadowhunter kids who lived next door to stephen and celine herondale as they raised an equally spoiled and sassy jace. they would’ve been with the lightwoods too. they all would attend idris academy and had the best times messing around with each other. oh what could’ve been
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I am genuinely asking what the fuck is up with my body please give me a goddamned diagnosis
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Quick what are you doing RIGHT now (besides scrolling Tumblr)
#petting my cat#and laying down on my couch in a shrimp position#amd i keep wondering why my spine is all bent
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When I saw obito under the rock I gasped so much I woke up my cat and it only got worse from there.
i was thinking abt this animatic and i don’t think i ever posted the full thing here? just the link to the youtube video. so here’s the full vid 😭
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honestly, if you’re going to make james mean and spoiled. you kind of have to make him and regulus bond over making fun of people.
i want to watch james and regulus gossip in the courtyard, and realize that they have a lot in common.
once they get together, it’s hell for everybody.
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Damn, I'm jealous, mine don't give a fuck even when I'm bedridden
as a severely mentally ill 14 year old, I remember thinking “the medical system would treat me better if I was physically ill and not mentally ill” and then I coincidentally developed multiple chronic illnesses and found out that actually they dgaf even when you’re essentially bedridden
#everything in good humour ofc!!!#also im having a flare up curently and im suffering lol#litteraly cant walk#amd fainted and face planted into my door#totaly not venting in here#chronic illness#mental illness#flare up
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The question hidden within enemies-to-lovers is “who will love me at my worst?”, the question hidden within friends-to-lovers is “who will love me at my most mundane?”, hope this helps
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