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peter nureyev putting on the same cologne for every disguise: a thief thinks of everything and Never misses a detail

juno steel, bloodhound: that dude forty miles away smells exactly like nureyev

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Aging sucks so much. When you can just die of old age there is a limit to how many books you can read, how many games you can play, how many dates you can go on with your loved ones, how many times you can eat your favorite food...

There is so much I want to do with my life yet I am forced to prioritize only a fraction of those things because I don't have enough lifespan to do them all. How much fun am I missing out on just because I don't have the time for all of it?

It is morally outrageous. I want to live longer and do more.

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ten years from now you're going to look in the mirror and you're going to find wrinkles on your face that you'll swear weren't there yesterday. you're going to find grays among your regular hair color and you'll feel parts of your body that you didn't know you had because of the pain. you're going to see and feel every sign of age and wear and tear from the ten years of constant living and you're going to be fine. you're going to feel fine. because all those imperfections and scars are proof that you are still here. that you survived and lived and loved. because you kept going

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My fucking keyboard has warped slightly from the heat and sometimes repeats i keystrokes into ii, it's trying to nonconsensually forcemasc me into Sollux

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Be Gay, Do Kindness.

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next dynamic were sexualizing is that of a bull and a toreador

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the ladies call me the subjunctive mood the way I express desire, wishes, uncertainty, doubt and fear

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today's bug thing is this beetle made out of circuit boards!

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yeah

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o please o please o please o please o please

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Hearing the birds chirp as you see the light of the sunrise invade your room through your window when pulling an all nighter >>>

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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is anyone else’s dad the most pathetic man you’ve ever met?

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my mom sucks can I get a new one?