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They are whatever you want, just tell me what to bake and i'll bake it

Hey guys, you want some cupcakes?

t: are they lactose free?

s: are they chocolate?

pv: are they lactose free...?

f: I'll pass, haha.....

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Springtrap's haters have always peeved me off, so sorry if I go on a rant here. First off is the argument "he always looks so dull and uninteresting, even in his jumpscare". Yeah, that's the point! A serial killer doesn't hold uo a sign at his house saying "i'm a child murderer". They are calm and collected. He isn't trying to be scary, he is trying to KILL you.

"But the second one looks so much cooler". Is it? To me it looks like somebody got way too excited in sfm. A lot of people often cross "looking cooler" with "more movement".

"But why can't he move more?" BECAUSE HE IS IN A LITERAL DEATH TRAP IN CONSTANT AGONY. He is an undead corpse in constant agony, the less movements he makes the better. Plus, even IF he wasn't in constant pain, that is still a whole ass fucking robot suit around him, it's kinda hard to move when you are carrying an extra 50 pounds and all your muscles have been torn to shreds.

Every argument about how springtrap is "boring" or "not even scary" is just so stupid, because they forget that he was never supposed to try and jumpscare you, all he wants to do is to stab you till you bleed to death.

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This just in, i'm getting a vtuber model

Dear lord what the fuck am i gonna get into?

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I hope your shoe has a Lego in it

Conventional threats like “hope you rot” or “burn in hell” are boring, cliche, likely to not happen.

Unconventional Threats with a slim or likely chance of happening like,

“I hope the next time you go buy your comfort food, it’s sold out”

Groundbreaking.

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Oog-bladtoise

Day 9, Pokemon #9: Blastoise

Armed and ready! Fire at will! I got a new eraser which means much cleaner sketches in the future and better line shapes! And I totally didn't cheat by drawing this chonker at this exact angle :3

[mimizard]

No, I'm awful

Hang in there everyone. Hang in there..

[mimizard]

This is absolutely hilarious

Found several packs' worth of pokemon cards strewn across a target parking lot and took a pic to show my friends without realizing how much my outfit elevated the scene to "aftermath of a wizard duel"

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Here is mimic, my oc that can change into anything, Given enough time

[mimizard]

Sounds like a lost lyric for sonic underground

🎶“Surrounded by fire, the passion ignites, hit of that heaven and hell, a hell of a high!”🎶

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He nyoomin

drill boi

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And family stick together

"These sinners are my family!"

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I'm sorry whenever I see demons my brain goes awooga so I approve of this

Philas my beloved

(HE/HIM) 🏳️‍⚧️🔥

[mimizard]

Don't kink shame, unless it's straight up illegal

Happy Pride Month, remember to honour the kinksters who helped get us to where we are now!

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Can I be both?

tried to types “bestie”but accidentally typed “beastie”. And i feel like that’s more accurate. reblog if you’re a BEASTIE not a BESTIE

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So something to eat? Cus that's most animals for humans

im an "it" in the way people refer to animals

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Kinda hard to do that when the world's melting

Hang in there everyone. Hang in there..