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when will my lizard return from war
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chris = fukin nerd ig. i play bass clarinet in a high school band and want to do things right honnestly food slave to two greedy lizards that call me dad
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mimosason-blog · 7 years ago
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My Instagram is s0uparts, I post a lot on there ig.
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mimosason-blog · 7 years ago
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“Bran our Ravens idea of having fun this morning, he holds on just enough to keep hold without hurting me.”
Video/caption by Lloyd & Rose Buck Bird Specialists & Handlers
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mimosason-blog · 7 years ago
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The combined! The set! The babes!
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mimosason-blog · 7 years ago
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Tsuyu icons! I love her! She’s my kid! 1/? Set, link here to others.
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mimosason-blog · 7 years ago
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Forgot it again, whoops x2.
100% forgot my email to this account, whoops
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mimosason-blog · 7 years ago
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100% forgot my email to this account, whoops
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mimosason-blog · 7 years ago
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Many friends and family say to me “Don, We love coming by your place for dinner or for movie night but Precious scares the hell out of me. How can I tell if she’s going to attack?” A valid question. So I have come up with this handy dandy guide.
Image/caption by Negan The Cat Who Takes Half Your Food
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mimosason-blog · 7 years ago
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a post of just the Roll for Friendship dice, for all the aroaces out there rollin’ high.
On the Redbubble for stickers, shirts, etc
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mimosason-blog · 7 years ago
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liking abba is not your taste in music it’s a way of life and people who don’t like abba can’t reach the ideal world and that is what plato talked about
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mimosason-blog · 7 years ago
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I hope black girls with depression have a good day today.
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mimosason-blog · 7 years ago
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Some facts:
1) Black Americans created jazz. 2) Jewish Americans created comic books. 3) These things are said to be the only original American art forms.
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mimosason-blog · 7 years ago
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me:stands up
my blood vessels: what the
FUCK
did you just do
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mimosason-blog · 7 years ago
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watch me as i gravitate
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mimosason-blog · 7 years ago
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Your kid shouldn’t be relieved to know you’re not home. Your kid shouldn’t have to double lock all of their stuff up because they’re scared you might go through it. Your kid shouldn’t have to think “Here comes the screaming” or brace themselves for the worse because you’re angry or stressed. Your kid shouldn’t have a genuine fear of you even being close to touching them. Your kid shouldn’t be afraid of you; your kid shouldn’t be afraid of the thought of you.
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mimosason-blog · 7 years ago
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“This poem doesn’t rhyme.”
Dude about to make haikus:
“Oh you haven’t heard?”
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mimosason-blog · 7 years ago
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My name is bastard, I’m 23, I sell healing crystals in the back of my truck, and I activate almonds for a living, my salary is 1 million dollars
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mimosason-blog · 7 years ago
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Who made these worms soggy? Was it you? *pushes you* huh? *pushes you again*
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