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mullholland drive explained

Them bitches was crazy!!

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the person who posted this on here is a terf so im reposting it because its really really good

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me in argyle st greggs for my weekly steak bake

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so i wore a pride flag pin to work the other day and the kids were all interested (obviously) (find me a classroom of preschoolers who are not obsessed with rainbows) (i'll wait) so they crowded around to see.

"aww!" they said, "it's a flag!!"

but the thing is: they're little. a lot of them don't really have a handle on all their mouth sounds yet.

such as, notably, that tricky tricky "L" sound.

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gives you a badjob. a weirdjob. doing some unusual shit to your penis.

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I can’t believe 1TB microsd cards are like a thing that exists, thats like crossing a line, thats alarmingly close to playing god, where the FUCK are they PUTTING it

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when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".

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Guards? That man holds virtue like a font, and wisdom like a well. Seize and milk him.

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In cyberwigan, it's a perfect simulacrum of gravy.

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