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cannot get this video the nebraska humane society made/posted out of my head
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remember that sasuke figurine that could hold up like literally fricking anythign
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about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but
there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg
15 hour adventure starting now
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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"
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(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ ���hold my flower”
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i think i may have accidentally gotten my roommate into petplay
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i hate dogs with blue eyes. why is fucking jeff the killer at my back door
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when things are already pretty horsey but then the situation
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