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contest piece

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NEL arc fic where isagi and hiori are fake dating and karasu and rin are quietly losing their shit in PXG together

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who is the monster that will make his heart dance?

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Rin who fake dates Isagi and Bachira because Sae casually tells him that him and Shidou started dating and Rin felt the need to be better than him so he’s like “oh yeah well I have not one but two boyfriends” he picked Isagi and Bachira because they are closest to him, they are good at soccer and also he wanted to date them anyway but shhhhhh. Yeah Shidou is good at soccer but is he the protagonist and his love interest? I don’t think so. Win for the Rin honestly

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here's the thing right. I think bachisagi have this like soulmatey thing going on they're like locked in from day One. however. I also think bachisagi are stupid. they do not get their shit together for ages because soccer is their first love anyway and plus they're both dense and decide surely this is how all best friends feel (being surrounded by like, reonagi and kunigiri really doesn't help). it takes them. a while. now this would be fine EXCEPT ☝️ rin has to watch this happen. all of it.

he's been forced to sit through their stupid ass flirting since SECOND SELECTION. 'come steal me back' what the fuck? and then bachira starts saying some shit about isagi making his heart race or whatever and rin is like. okay can you play soccer and shut up maybe. and then they have this reunion moment and rin is like I hate them. but I'll ditch them soon we're almost done second selection. and Then. in third selection those two end up on his team (WHY) and he's forced to spend time in their vicinity. it's horrible. but at least they're not together at least they're not flirting.

the u20 match kicks off with bachira mumbling about 'I love you partner' and rin just knows it's going to be a shitty, shitty match.

and then it's nel and rin is FINALLY free from those two. thank goddd. except for some fucking reason bachira seems to think they're friends and isagi just. talks at him. and pretty much half of what comes out of their mouth is just 'omg bachira is so cool' 'isagi is my number one' why. why. he's going to kill them. rin is a homophobe.

and then weeks, months down the line isagi finds him in the gym (fucckkk) and he looks really red and nervous and rin truly does not give a shit but isagi starts talking anyway, going bachira is so cute and he was sitting on my lap and oh my god. I think. I think I might like bachira. and rin is like. are they. not together. the fuck. so he just stares at isagi but no isagi is dead fucking serious. and waiting for a response. so rin is like wow what if you killed yourself how about that. anyway then bachisagi get together and they're somehow worse and rin genuinely considers murder. like dead serious. they fucked in the shared bedroom. they need to die.

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Rin who can no longer do his mediation or stretching in peace because he has two really irritating boyfriends vying for this attention. Isagi joins him in handstands and Bachira knocks them both over like dominoes for his entertainment. Rin and Isagi are actually doing stretching and stuff but Bachira is just poking them and laying over them.

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Rin making Isagi and Bachira watch horror movies with him. Bachira finds some of them entertaining and reacts but doesn’t really have any lasting scared feelings. However Isagi starts to have mega anxiety and won’t allow himself to be alone for weeks. He’s fucking horrified and he’s so full of worry. He tries so hard to be normal about it but since he’s got good senses everything is a threat

Isagi: we can’t make out right now! killers always murder couples making out in movies!

Bachira: well then I’m going on a walk with Rin Chan-

Isagi: NO IF YOU LEAVE ME ALONE IM DEFINITELY GOING TO DIE

Bachira: well I have two boyfriends so if one dies ehh like

Isagi: WHAT

Rin: so true, also if anything I’m the better bet I have more horror knowledge

Bachira: mmm good point good point

Isagi: oh my god IM GONNA DIE IM GONNA DIE AND YOU BOTH DONT EVEN CAREEEE

Bachira: well if you die that’s one less person to beat in blue lock but also I wanna beat you fair and square

Rin: ugh yeah me too you can’t die nevermind

(They all end up going for a walk together)

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i love procrastinating

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me casually lounging outside the practice room for an undetermined amount of time so I can see my boyfriend I'm on a break with and his new boyfriend who I also am attracted to. or something

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Rinbachisagi is extremely funny to me because imagine you are Sae Itoshi, your brother hates you and is antisocial and has no friends and then you find out he gained not one but two soccer boyfriends and one of them has audhd and a bob cut and the other crashes out every single game and forms puzzles in his mind. Also he hates them and still has no friends. That’s crazy

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Kim dokja

Day 84

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"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

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happy valentine~ there’s only one box, who is it for isagi?? 

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AllSagi is so funny to me because 1) it has SOME grounds in canon, 2) Sae literally calls Isagi the heart of blue lock, and 3) every single fic I’ve come across touches on it as if the author snorted the deepest bowels of crack and characterizes the characters so LEFT from canon that I end up loving them instead of hating them

I normally dont tolerate harem ships mostly because the characterizations annoy me but something about AllSagi is just so. Crack. Unserious. Batshit insane. That my tolerance levels just disappear.

Also lowkey because I’m a multishipper and the idea of all my ships coexisting is so funny considering I need VERY specific scenarios to play out for it to even make sense so…

IN CONNECTION, KaiSagi is a ship that I will consume grudgingly BUT I refuse to write seriously. Idk (i actually do and it’s because I love Ness so much) why I hate Kaiser so much (not seriously) but I do and it makes me unable to create proper KaiSagi content without making it unrequited or have it end with RinSagi and Kaiser sitting there regretting everything.

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allsagi fandom please accept me into your home

(I’m also @usagisprouts on Twitter!)