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I miss rping as this gremlin anyone cares abt rambly boi?

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ah fuck I forgot to RP here didn’t I

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“Is that blood? Is that YOUR blood?”

“Noo... it’s... from... some asshole. Yeah. I had to, y’know, knock a few nails loose on their head. Mhm. Not mine.” There’s blood dripping from his mouth. And chest.

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Terrible First Meeting Starters

For breaking the ice in the worst possible way, featuring themes including: kidnapping, murder, stalking, injury, monsters, and just general meanness. [Brackets] indicate spaces to include your own words to personalize your ask!

“Wh-who are you? Where are we? Why are we tied up together?!” “You almost killed me, so no, it’s not nice to meet you.” “Oh my god, are you okay? Should I call an ambulance?” “I wondered when you were going to wake up. You almost didn’t survive.” “Get out of my way before I move you myself.” “Please, let me out of here!” “You’re staring like you’ve never seen a [monster/vampire/demon/etc] before.” “Hey. Pretend you were waiting for me. You’re being followed.” “You don’t know me, but something terrible is going to happen.” “You’re in the wrong place at the wrong time.” “Please, someone help!” “You shouldn’t be out here all by yourself this late at night.” “Stop shining that flashlight on me! I’m not a damn ghost!” “I’m sorry if I hurt you.” “Shh, don’t scream! I’m not trying to attack you!” “I’ve never seen anything like you before.” “Stand right there and don’t get any closer!” “Now that you’ve seen this, I can’t let you leave and just tell anyone.” “Ugh, my head. What happened to us?” “Is there a reason you’ve been following me for an hour?” “If you come near me, I will scream at the top of my lungs.” “Holy shit. What have you done?!” “Is that blood? Is that YOUR blood?” “Don’t panic, I can explain!” “I promise you, this isn’t what it looks like.” “I won’t hurt you if you just keep your mouth shut.” “Who are you? Where are you taking me?!” “This is for your own safety. I’ll explain later.” “What the hell was that thing back there?!” “There’s something wrong with me. I need your help!” “Please, someone, there’s been an emergency!” “You can’t leave. You’re a witness and now you’ve involved.” “I’m being hunted, and now they’ve seen you too.” “If you believe in any god, I suggest praying to them now.” “Shh! Hide here, and don’t move a muscle.” “Can I walk with you? I think I’m being followed.” “I’m so sorry. I don’t like tricking people, but I had to lure you here.” “Fuck off, this is private property!” “I’ve seen some weird shit, but you’re something else.” “Oh my god. Are you a [monster/demon/angel/etc]?” “Don’t look at me like that, with those eyes.” “That isn’t your blood. What did you do?” “I promise not to tell anyone, just let me go!” “Come with me. I want to show you something.” “You’re not going to eat me, are you?” “You should never have approached me. You don’t know who you’re dealing with.” “Go away, I’m not looking for a conversation.” “You don’t just follow people to their homes! I’m calling the police.” “Please, I’ll do anything, just untie me!” “I’m sorry if I scared you.” “I had to tie you up. You didn’t leave me any other choice.” “I don’t even know you. What do you mean, I ‘have’ to go with you?” “We almost died back there. Maybe we should introduce ourselves.” “Let go of me!” “I’m hurt. Please, I need you to call an ambulance for me.” “You have to come with me, something bad is about to happen!” “I’m not leaving until you tell me why you’ve been following me!” “Seeing as we may not survive, I should tell you my name. It’s [name].”

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“That is so fucked up, do goats even have meat-eating teeth? What the fuck. I could’ve slept without knowing that. I can’t sleep now.”

@asktheevilstarchild “Yeah yeah, very funny, haha, evil yordle and goat girl eating yordles.” “… th- that was a joke right.”

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@asktheevilstarchild “Yeah yeah, very funny, haha, evil yordle and goat girl eating yordles.” “... th- that was a joke right.”

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“Normal? Says the chick with the goat legs and a horn.”

“I suddenly feel the urge to slap Veigar. Weird.”

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"whats this about slapping?"

Rumble’s hand is already on Vei’s cheek by the time he’s done talking, and after the slap, he uses it to rub his own chin.“Nope, that... didn’t help. Oh well.”

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“I suddenly feel the urge to slap Veigar. Weird.”

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“... I’ve been gone for a while, haven’t I?” “Huh. Back to T.R.I.S.T.Y. , I guess.”

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“That’s fair.” He purred,  eyes darting around the room looking for something just in case. Lo and behold,a few rusty pipes tied up together. He could just take one... “So, where are we going for that?” He smirked, dropping his arms and walking towards her.

"Ok I'm starting to think you don't come here to steal everything. The fact I have nothing to steal is kind of a giveaway. Why do you keep coming back..?"

Eve’s face flushed, she was caught off guard by such a brazen accusation.

“Wuh…You’re stupid!” She blurted. Realizing that this was not a great retort, she quickly glanced for the first reasonable excuse.

“…Flamethrower. Imma steal that.” Eve pointed up at the arm of Rumble’s mech. Good answer. Nailed it.

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“Forest God..? I mean.” He blinked, laying back and thinking. He actually looked to be doing it, not simply mocking. “Uh... I guess every once in a while a talking massive tree passes here? There’s also one that spews mist everywhere and it stinks like rotting shit. Yeah go slay’em. I dunnow where to find either of’em but if you do, hell yeah man, put’em down. Try the forest? Not the metal yard though. I’m pretty sure either of them would die just from stepping in this place..”

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Aatrox stared silently at Rumble for a long moment. “..I have walked this world for centuries. I have seen the light of the heavens and peered into the darkness of the abyss. I’ve witnessed heroes turning to madness and watched the rise and fall of the greatest empire this world has ever known… But a yordle sitting atop a walking throne of metal? That… Is a new one.”

“One of a kind, baby.” He pulls out a bottle from under TRISTY’s hood, chugging about half of it before throwing it in Aatrox’s general direction. “Now go away, I don’t want to get in a fight today. My back’s still sore from last night and I think I already got fucked enough for a week..” He grumbles, even though he was readying TRISTY’s weapons… just in case.

Aatrox’s fists clenched a little bit. He didn’t care for this yordle’s tone nor attitude. “Your back will not be the only thing that is broken if you dare to give me orders again, yordle. Now tell me: where is the forest god?” Aatrox had been brought to this place by rumors of a ‘forest god’ said to dwell here, and he was fully intent on slaying it.

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“One of a kind, baby.” He pulls out a bottle from under TRISTY’s hood, chugging about half of it before throwing it in Aatrox’s general direction. “Now go away, I don’t want to get in a fight today. My back’s still sore from last night and I think I already got fucked enough for a week..” He grumbles, even though he was readying TRISTY’s weapons... just in case.

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Aatrox stared silently at Rumble for a long moment. “..I have walked this world for centuries. I have seen the light of the heavens and peered into the darkness of the abyss. I’ve witnessed heroes turning to madness and watched the rise and fall of the greatest empire this world has ever known… But a yordle sitting atop a walking throne of metal? That… Is a new one.”

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“Got you now.” He smirks, continuing it, and despite being so light in frame.. Veigar was just as light. And Rumble had an advantage. “Nowhere to go, silly~”

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“Doesn’t seem that bad. All I need is to get him to give me that button.. and give him a good time.” Purrrs.

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Rumble giggles as he lands on top of Veigar, sitting on top of his lap and leaning down, continuing his assault by nibbling Vei’s neck... and getting his hand in some frisky places.

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“Doesn’t seem that bad. All I need is to get him to give me that button.. and give him a good time.” Purrrs.

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“Like that’s what I’m talking about.~” He pulls you closer, now nibbling your neck, purring softly.

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“Doesn’t seem that bad. All I need is to get him to give me that button.. and give him a good time.” Purrrs.

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“It’s consensual if the both of your are trying to kill each other, I think. Or not. Who cares, I’m going to kill people with it, not rape them. Thanks for the horn idea anyhow, goat lady!”

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“That lady has a horn on her head. What the fuck.”