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youtubes like a bratty femboy who refuses to even consider transitioning and ublock origin is like cool trans woman shoving pills in his meals and foiling any attempts he makes to break out of her basement

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girl who is desperately trying to suppress her illicit feelings: incest is bad and wrong her younger sister: how could you say that??? *runs away crying*

big sister lying up in bed that night: does she, also like incest? l-like me? does that mean, im allowed to, love her like this? little sister: *clutching bee plushie given by big sis, crying* how could she say that about bees and ants and flies and beetles and aphids and termites and mantises and moths and butterflies and dragonflies and-

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wwait, no, i'm sorry, i was just teasing. sstop. please, stop, i don't want this. i was just flirting for fun. i'm sorry. pplease, no, don't touch me like that, please,,

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okay i lied put your clothes back on we're not having sex i'm fundamentally evil and i need you to kill me

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never underestimate how cathartic it is to be an absolute little weirdo. just a straight up freak

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technically you don’t have to hump and slap your dick against their face to get them all marked and dumb before you fuck them pregnant but you should

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i hate hate hate when i cant share a funny piece of information bc it doxxes me . What if i want to share my information i fucking love my information #myinformation

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aughh thinking abt being shown off at a sex party >_< being stripped and groped and put on display for everyone to see how eager i am to be used!!!

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freak in the sheets as well as in most other locations

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Capsaicin comes in a cream form >:3

I need to see BDSM haters go on rants about the evils of capsaicin

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I want to bite someone, sink my teeth in. Nice and slow so they moan and squirm at first, excited and aroused at the light pain. But I keep going, more and more pressure. My arms wrapped around your body isn't a gentle hold, but a vicegrip, preventing you from getting away as I cross that threshold of pleasure and pain.

It hurts. Your skin throbs around my teeth, and you're trying to push me away, tears streaming down your face. You're not nearly strong enough, my nails digging into you. Not that you notice, of course.

Panic sets in. It's too much, I'm going to break skin, I'm going to rip a bloody chunk out of your flesh. Then, all at once, I pull away. You can only gasp, because the pain doesn't go away. The fresh blood rushes in to try and heal the wound, the throbbing almost worse than before.

For days, you're marked. The purple-red color and the occasional sting flood your thoughts of my body pinning yours, my animal hunger asserting it's will over you.

And when I eye your body after, you feel like an altogether different piece of meat.

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Informing someone that I get really rough in bed when I'm high and they immediately offer me an edible and then start bending over in front of me a lot. Which could mean nothing.