minimalundmaximalverwirrt
minimalundmaximalverwirrt
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Kriegt grad auch jemand die ganze Zeit diese Christen-Textwerbung? Macht mich mittlerweile aggressiv…
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Trump is all like "Australians sell their beef to us, but they won't buy any of ours 😡"
Which.... yeah? Of course???? Why would we import external beef from so far away when we produce more than enough to meet our own needs??
Not to mention that USA still has both mad cow disease and foot and mouth disease, but Australia doesn't -- AND America has increasingly lax commercial-level health and safety standards, meaning the risk of pathogens like MCD/F&M spreading through the US are significantly increased, and we don't have either here in Australia, so of course we don't want to import beef from a country that could conceivably spread the diseases to us???
But even aside from that. There are not that many Australians. But there are a lot of Americans. AND Australians eat an average of 23.4 kilos of beef per year but we produce 2.2 million tonnes. We produce WAY more beef than our population eats. So of course we don't import much????? And of COURSE it's not from America, which is both significantly further away than our current importers (primarily New Zealand and Japan), AND which has significantly lower health and safety regulations than we do????
Meanwhile, Americans average aprox 37 kilos of beef per person per year, but produces around 12.4 million tonnes. USAs population is 12 times larger than ours but only produces 5 times more beef than we do, AND consumes more per capita than we do. Of course USA imports large quantities of beef. Because their domestic production doesn't meet their domestic demand. Meanwhile Australia's production vastly outweighs our domestic demand, so of course we don't import American beef?????
Thats...... that's how imports and exports are supposed to work???? You export excess of what you have to someone who has less of it, and in turn, they export to you the produce/products that YOU don't have. This is fucking basic??????????
"Waahhh, Australia won't import American beef 😭😡" yeah???? Of course we don't????????
PLUS!!!!! Overall, Australia imports 34 billion dollars worth of stuff from America per year. Meanwhile America only imports $16 billion from us.
Putting tariffs on a country that imports more from you than they export to you is uhhhhhhhhh, FUCKIN' STUPID. If america tariff everything we send to them it's on all of $16b worth of stuff. If we tariff everything of theirs then we'll be slapping taxes on more than double what they can tax us.
Trump is such a fucking moron.
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“The Slur Song” by @bigfoots-biggest-fan as performed by Cisero @ The Prohibition Cabaret
I fucking love this song so much and as soon as my friend played it for me for the first time, I knew I had to perform this. This is just such a banger song to perform at any drag show bc I am given plenty of people to point to. Not to mention that I had my family front row for this one.
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The coat for this look took 40 hours to bedazzle alone (and gave me a serious case of solvent poisoning-) and the paper pad took me about 4 hours to complete in total. I’m glad I managed to get these pictures from @/solcm15 on insta so I at least have some good pictures of this beast. Needless to say, I’ve changed how I bedazzle from now on.
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Just look at this hot bitch… Everyone gets to have a meeting with the Drag HR Manager and I hope to perform this number so many more times ❤️
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1Uhr 20 und der scheiß Feueralarm fängt an zu piepen. Kannst du dir nicht ausdenken.
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minimalundmaximalverwirrt · 12 days ago
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Love letter to my neighbours cat that makes noises ive never heard a cat make before
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minimalundmaximalverwirrt · 13 days ago
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Bundesland-Slogan Tournament: FINALE
Regeln: Finale! Die Polls laufen jeweils eine Woche. Es geht allein um den Slogan, nicht um persönliche Sympathie oder Antipathie.
Finales Match: Baden-Württemberg mit „The Länd“ vs
Hessen mit „An Hessen führt kein Weg vorbei“
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minimalundmaximalverwirrt · 13 days ago
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minimalundmaximalverwirrt · 14 days ago
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Germans were really onto something when they invented the word Feierabend
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minimalundmaximalverwirrt · 15 days ago
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Link to thread
Link to news story
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minimalundmaximalverwirrt · 15 days ago
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35mm black and white photo of a new zealand kākā (i promise)
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minimalundmaximalverwirrt · 16 days ago
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Sum nemo. Tu quis?
Num nemoque sis?
Duo sumus: taceamus
Ne vulgent ut scis.
Quam tristis nonnemo
Esse! Quam vulgatum
Ut bufo se clamare
Ad lutum admiratum.
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minimalundmaximalverwirrt · 16 days ago
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minimalundmaximalverwirrt · 16 days ago
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Not sure if you've heard of bumbumz or done any polls for them before. They are very cute. There are a lot of different collections (Friends, Harry Potter, Hello Kitty, Spring, jungle, retro to name a few) so you could probably do several polls for them.
This is the website (I hope the link works)
https://shop.jazwares.com/collections/bumbumz?fbclid=PAQ0xDSwKyKVRleHRuA2FlbQIxMAABpzX2V-wXiJncPAYjO_ZewxbfPyS145K97IbKoRae8PlbaKW_vZqXoquAxmF6_aem_eNJcMnKa9j2ZyAePVz4R7Q
I have done some BumBumz in polls, but there are so many I can do a lot of polls! I hadn’t heard of their recent Sanrio collab so this is the perfect excuse for me to post more Sanrio 💕 thanks friend!
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minimalundmaximalverwirrt · 16 days ago
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This seems to be what I've learned.
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minimalundmaximalverwirrt · 18 days ago
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being able to understand german memes brings me unreasonable amounts of joy. i did not anticipate that this would be the highlight of my language learning journey.
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minimalundmaximalverwirrt · 25 days ago
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When you want to siezen the Kellner but then they duz you
The German Struggle (duzen oder siezen)
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