I have too many itty bitty siblings who act like I'm their mom so I'll accidentally act like your mamma too(plus, I'm actually a mamma now anyway). The next ask I get with foul language gets deleted; no ifs, ands, or buts. Definitely not single. I don't post or sell nudes and if you ask you get blocked, no excuses. That is your only warning. I'm a Catholic, but don't expect too much of me, I'm bad at explaining things.
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I know I've never posted anything like this before, but friend of mine is having a family crisis and I can't help on my own.
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As soon as I saw this I thought 'How does Evander Holyfield feel about it?' But it's all good.
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I am "Hey! >:( Which one of you didn't rewind the movie!!!" years old
i’m “house phone” years old
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I wanna eat a sweet and spicy bento squid snack so bad rn 😭😭😭
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Couldn’t find the Susie bday gif set so here’s this for all your SCI birthday meme needs✨
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I had a dream once or twice a year when I was about 9-16. I was a man in a nomadic tribe who met the love of his life. She was trying to kill him and eventually he let her. I couldn't do anything or change anything, just watching through his eyes. I always woke up crying and stayed in bed for a while.
do you ever form close relationships with people in your dreams and then feel a little sad when you wake up
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My boss called himself basic a couple weeks ago for enjoying spiced hummis.
i think you have to romanticize autumn a little. what else are you supposed to do
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Yeah, I mean, if I can work from home with my kid just FINE why can't I work in an office?
From PAAU’s Twitter
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recently saw ppl discuss whether they put their medicines in a kitchen cabinet or a bathroom cabinet and i was shocked by the fact that many ppl said kitchen cabinet. so now i need you to reblog this and say where you keep yours
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*erases weed friend's lungs from fridge prayer list after he recovered from COVID*
*Scishow posts video about EVALI*
*puts friend"s lungs back on the prayer list*
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A Vulcan named Stork works at the Terran adoption agency. Parents always request that he be the one to deliver their child to them.
#oh no this is so cute it made me cry#but my mascara#but it's so cute#and I'm holding my 3 week old son#and oxytocin#and cute
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Wait... You're homeschooled?! Am I finally not the only one?!
DUDE YOU ME AND @cats-inthe-cradle ARE ALL HOMESCHOOLED-
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no more christian housewives in pretty dresses and w nice hair, only christian housegoblins in baggy hoodies and haphazard buns mopping the floor like a creechur
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If you're worried about the chemicals in nail polish, piggy polish is a good kid&pet-safe brand :)
do u know if it's okay to use nail polish on chickie toes? i just got four bb buffs and theyre identical lol would polish be a good way to tell them apart? could i use tempera paint maybe instead? or rely on my brain to tell them apart lol
yes! its perfectly okay. you can also use a tiny bit of food coloring on their head too
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maybe this silly little coffee drink will equip me to face the unrelenting and unendurable horror of existence
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