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Just remembering that on this day a year ago something amazing happened in our skies.

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18 years old: who’s going to be the vriska to my terezi

28 years old: who’s gonna be the mindfang to my redglare

DO YOU SEE HOW FUCKED SOCIETY IS?

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I need dick on a new level never before seen

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Every dog has a “dog pearl”. It makes it by eating grass. When a dog dies it uses its pearl energy to manifest one wish. We don’t know what they wish for, but our thaumaturgists have traced their leylines through history. The consequences of dog wishes on the current political climate can’t be understated.

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"tumblr": refers to the land 'tumbling' upward to meet the sky on the appointed day

"twitter": refers to the twittering droning noise reported to emanate from the obsidian obelisk

"reddit": to have read 'it'--the book of destiny's disease, of course

"youtube": the flesh-lined cylinder which produces endless doppelgangers of whoever gazes into it

"instagram": the mind-scratching pictogram that 'instantly' appeared in 101 points around the world

"facebook": the rotting grimoire that heralds impending victims of the metascape

"discord": the eternal order of things

"bluesky": something we will never see again

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i earned my fortune by killing affluent bugs

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Character design by Nami Oshiro @namioshiro

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Played a bit of Silksong last night and I’m noticing some pretty big plot holes already. In Hollow Knight, Hornet is a self-assured badass who is very handy with her needle. But in Silksong, her character totally changed into a fresh idiot who loves jumping into spike pits.

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i have a scary foot

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Care if an ace bean gets a little racial in your DM’s?

What the hell are yall saying yo me lately? Im getting fucking mad

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I wish I could tell strangers sorry and ask for forgiveness while driving

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i am so close to completing the great work that i can taste it. the grand design is so obvious now, when i walk the city streets i can't help but laugh that the people around me can't see it right in front of their faces. i sleep less and less every night. my dreams are indistinguishable from my waking life, while visions of a dark sun bleed into the day. friends, if i can retain my semen for just a few more months, 2026 will be the year of the linux desktop

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