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Weekly Digimon Comic: Digimon Tamers - page 19.25
...and this blanket statement extends to that one analog horror series you really like. In fact, I'm SPECIFICALLY mocking that one, and also you for enjoying it. (Unless the one you like is Local 58, those videos actually aren't bad)
Also, I guess it's technically a spoiler for me to already be referring to the kid as Makuramon before that's been officially revealed... except that this show is over two decades old by this point.
Conventional Wisdom / Patreon
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Batman would absolutely wreck Ironman (comic canon wise) bc all he’d have to do is hold out some Jack Daniel’s and he’s chasing
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I imagine that the devs for marvel rivals was giggling when they wrote down “armed and dangerous” as a line for winter soldier. Like that’s the punniest pun out there they coulda done they HAD to laugh a bit
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I remember being a senior in hs and having a bunch of freshman friends bc of my little sister and the class that I was not supposed to be in as the only one not in 9th grade
I would get a bunch of baby faced munchkins outside my classroom doors like

Funny thing is I am the most baby faced and munchkined of the school and many ppl thought I was a freshman even though they’ve been seeing me for years
#high school#school#funny memes#memes#meme#school meme#school memes#freshman gets adopted by senior#senior
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Just saw a post about superbat where Bruce meets pa Kent and I HAVE to bring up this very southern thing that has happened to me and many others when meeting the person you’re dating’s parents:
Bruce (very nervous to meet Clark’s parents for the first time, just finished silently freaking out in the driveway, finally comes in the house due to Clark’s insistence): hello Mr and Mrs Kent it’s nice to finally meet you
Pa (cleaning his guns on the coffee table, doesn’t look up):
Ma: oh don’t mind him and please call me Martha (she hugs Bruce and pulls him through the doorway as he tries to run)
#superbat#bruce wayne#clark kent#pa kent#ma kent#bruce wayne x clark kent#batman#superman#dcu#batman x superman#southern dads are always ready for the shovel talk#I had multiple dads threaten me with a 12 gauge#it’s just a southern thing
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I love digimon bc really anything can be a digimon. Any animal? Of course. A mix of different animals? Sure. A plant? Why not.
A personified revolver with a country accent? Absolutely.
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Abled gays celebrating marriage equality: well we sure do have nowhere to go from here when it comes to marriage rights. Gay rights!
Me, a disabled lesbian trying to get on ssi thinking about how I will not be able to marry my girlfriend if I do because I can't have more than $2000 to my name at a time and they count a spouse's income towards that: wow .. gay rights ...
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I’m so in love with them oh lord
SABRINA CARPENTER & CHAPPELL ROAN cover 'Last Christmas' / A Nonsense Christmas (Netflix, 2024)
Bonus:
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of all the people, I hoped it'd be you to come and free me, take me away to show me my home where I was born where I belong
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The whiplash I just received when Kendrick said alpha and omega please dear rap gods don’t do this to me
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URGENT HELP NEEDED PLEASE HELP MY FAMILY TO EVACUATE GAZA
Hello, I'm from Gaza City because of the war,my house was destroyed. We lost everything,my family and I did not have anything left. We left our homes in search of a safe place and we were displaced three times to different places to survive, but unfortunately there's no safe place in Gaza. My mother is very sick and she's a kidney failure patient in need of treatment outside. She suffers from LS. Help me and my family to survive. Please, your small donation can make a huge difference. A friend outside Gaza has come in to help me run the donation program so that my mother can be evacuated
My goal is $560/17800
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I will commit various crimes for my green child
Freaked out a few days ago bc I have no heating in my over a century old house and my room was freezing and I couldn’t find Alice in her cage but she just turned brown and laid in the dirt. When I picked her up she was so damn cold with lockjaw and wouldn’t move her legs so I put her under her light like she’s supposed to be and stole a fucking electric heater. I stole a heater. Not for myself, mind you, with my own issues and shaking hands, no fuck no I point that bitch at the cage and she starts jumping around and being all active again and she looked at me yesterday like deadass looked at me with her stupid little green face and I will do anything for this little shit you heard
Anyway

#whites tree frog#tree frog#frog#frog rambles#🐸#pets#frog tank#poor ppl struggles#cold#too damn cold
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Sunni might be telling me my blood sugar is low so she deserves a good blanket damnit
#cat#cute cats#cats of tumblr#female orange cat#cat bed#cold weather#it’s too fucking cold and I had to steal an electric heater and#my cat is too adorable to be cold fuck this shit
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so... who is going to write the shrinkyclinks au where skinny steve is complaining about his health insurance claims always being denied and ws bucky just fking shoots the ceo of steve's insurance company in the street and rides away on an e-bike?
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