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i literally love when people realize positive reinforcement works like yes its so silly isnt it. but it literally works humans love juice reward too

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They’re going to need a bigger bed… for more plushies of course >:) !! early access post from my patreon/ subscribestar ✨ bluesky | furaffinity | telegram 

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WITH WHAT MANUFACTURING CAPABILITIES ARE WE GOING TO BUILD COMPUTER CHIPS AND SEMICONDUCTORS??? god I fucking hate this man and his entire party.

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when i was a kid rummaging thru my mums cd collection to steal Good Stuff i accidentally stumbled across one called ‘songs for bonking’ which was coloured awful negative neon picture of ppls feet on top of each other in a bed and ALL the songs were like fucking ska punk 

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absolutely hate it when the pleasurable activity procrastination hits. i’m going to do something fun that brings me joy but not yet. yeah, not yet. not yet. maybe i shouldn’t do it at all, it’s not that fun

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jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

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Saw this:

Made this:

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I think my coworker's fucking the IT guy bc we normally have to submit a ticket and they'll get back to us in 2-3 days unless it's crazy urgent. But he showed up like 1.5 hours after and went "Tanya... you miss me already?" And she giggled and went "omg stop Daviddd" meanwhile I'm sitting here like

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unreasonably charmed by Pendant in the shape of a ram's head, Eastern Mediterranean, 5th–4th century BC, made of glass

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I feel like starting an urban legend about a demon that kills you if you don't have headphones on when browsing tiktok in public

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I just want to get dicked down again =/

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I can’t get into it without outing myself and my job, but damn I wish people could figure out how to break the rules on their own. If you involve me, if you tell me you’re going to violate a contract, I am required to do something. I’m not a cop! I’m not a narc! You could simply not tell me this shit! I am begging you to not tell me! Don’t send me an email to my work address that says “I’m going to violate our contract, how would you suggest I do it?” Well first things first don’t fucking tell me

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i think people w acid reflux should be able to store it up so they can unleash it all at once in a devastating corrosive spit attack

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he is SO annoying