“The culmination of man’s mistakes came the day the sun ran so hot it turned the desert to glass”(Character Aesthetic / Vibes Blog)
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neon stimboard for @someones-paralysis-demon!
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bending a spoon with my hands is the same as bending a spoon with my mind. my mind controls my hands, you see
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lol! so true bestie *leans over to my body guard* you have to kill this clown right fucking now
#please don’t kill clowns I’m a clown and I’m just trying to fucking live my life 😔😔😔😔#haters will see me and be like ‘has anyone tried to kill that clown yet’ and not wait for an answer#unrelated I am in need of medical attention 🤡
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yeah i’m stupid. i’m also the smartest man in the world and God’s favourite princess. i cannot die, i’m the best person you’ll ever meet, and the worst girl who’s ever lived. let’s kiss with tongue.
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The Wizard of Oz but instead of the twister carrying Dorothy to Oz, she no-clips into the backrooms instead.
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i hate when people ask me what sign i am like bitch i’m a sign from god. start running.
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I'm really not a very angry person there's just a lot of rage inside me
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The girls are fiiiiiiiighting meanwhile I’m quickly losing consciousness barely holding on to life. Love the energy ladies, big win for girl power! Please pay attention to me
#not hyperbole this time tho as a lesbian I do want women to pay attention to me always#I think I got impaled by some of the shrapnel from the ship
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Well men it feels as though I am being smelted in an infernal furnace
#pro tip: don’t fucking fall out of the sky when you crash your spaceship from 200+ ft in the air#me? bleeding out face down on the floor? it’s more likely than you think <33
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*raises hand* I think more buildings should stop following a strict standard aesthetic and instead become nonsensical in design and look like something that came out of a nightmare
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love my terrible wife who wants to kill me so so bad
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Do you know why you remember so few of your dreams? Where do the memories go, slipping away in a matter of hours? He takes them. He remembers them. The good and the bad. So you don’t have to. This is his burden to bear.
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these mindflayers are bitch ass motherfuckers they WILL NOT leave the zagster alone >:•(...
:•) we’re in danger
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