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We're grilling on a porch overlooking mountains and it's 90 DEGREES OUT. Might not be coming home, folks. #coopcation (at Pacific Palisades, Calif.)

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My favorite aesthetic. I hope it never ends. 

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New urban fantasy theory:

Walmart hires vampires. This explains why it’s open 24 hours a day, why working there is often described as ‘soul-sucking’, and why there’s almost always no windows.

Most damningly, Walmart is one of the few stores that specifically hires a ‘greeter’ with no other job than to welcome every person into the store.

Because vampires have to be invited in.

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12 year old me: Who are you

me: I'm you but gayer

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One like = one book

I’m trying to aggregate all the lists of recommended books from this meme. Have some more?

https://twitter.com/Rach_Smalls/status/707654754420133889

https://twitter.com/ImAmandaNelson/status/707254474851504128

https://twitter.com/skrishna/status/707313728417443840

https://twitter.com/ivynoelle/status/707322582815662080

https://twitter.com/twoscooters/status/706255018601545729

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obvs my first port of call after seeing THE NEW GHOSTBUSTERS TRAILER was to make a gif of kate mckinnon’s wink. 

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Who you gonna call?

Ghostbusters (Paul Feig; 2016)

See the first trailer.

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Feeny is breakin a sweat with his real life advice.

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“Just so you know, the carpet matches the drapes,” Medusa said with a wink so sexual that it made me feel like I had to pee. She leaned in really close to my sweating face and continued, “I am completely covered in little snakes down there." 

I anxiously gulped a comically loud gulp.

"A bunch of lil’ snakers,” she whispered.  

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before blaming others, think: whats the 1 constant in all your failed relationships? its that cursed egyptian amulet why do u even have that

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Sick of trying to figure out which plastic cover fits your book? Make yourself a template you can lay the dust jacket on for quick measuring! #librarylife #saturdaysathelibrary #diylibrary

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 "Star Wars" Cast Photos

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LADIES MEME: [5/5] Romantic Relationships » Colby Robson & Misty Monroe. ↳ “You’re my Never Gonna Happen crush. You’re it, you’re my fantasy girl.”

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Kristen Stewart photographed by Lindsey Byrnes

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favorite boy meets world scenes [1/10] “last tango in philly" 

ladies, since the beginning of time, men have been idiots. this will make up for it.

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This woman was detained and told to leave the airport for being trans 

Shadi Petosky just wanted out of Orlando, Florida. On Monday night, Petosky, a 35-year-old transgender woman, attempted to board a flight at Orlando’s International Airport when she was detained by the TSA. The reason? An “anomaly” — her genitals. The TSA does have a policy for treating trans fliers, but there’s just one problem with it.