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ncuti was amazing, i want that to be remembered. this season has been a joy to watch because of him. he brought such joy and love and wonder and i wish he had more time. i hope he knows he is loved

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I’m sorry I just don’t believe that most people have an inner voice in their head that speaks their thoughts for them. that sounds made up. why do you need a voice. just think in silence like a goat or a dog, it’s better that way

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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh

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My sister sent this to me, and as a lesbian in MA I can't say anything lmao

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Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.

I had to consult a chart for this

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happy lottery day girlies!

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Since being diagnosed with cancer my husband has become very willing to step into arguments at his workplace and elsewhere because “nobody wants to be seen yelling at the guy with brain cancer” and so far his success rate is shockingly high.

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absolute superbat

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do you ever not write for so long that you’re almost afraid to? like what if I’m dumb now

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Meeting genuine adults that think legal = good, illegal = bad is so bizarre, like bro not even the law itself agrees that that is a good ethical framework

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Sorry for being incapable of answering a question without like 900 "It dependssss" prefaces. Unfortunately too many things depend on too many things

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I love calling stuff "the greatest thing since sliced bread" while replacing "greatest" with a different superlative that makes no sense to be used to refer to sliced bread. like, a really good joke? that's the funniest thing since sliced bread

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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personally i think you should be able to afford a place to live with a part-time job

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your humorous post has delighted me. i will now absorb it into my dark crystal

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“I’ll just rest my eyes” is the biggest lie you’re going straight to snorkmimimi land