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oh my god ur still alive???

what the fart

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guys i

looked directly at the eclipse and absolutely nothing happened

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most important thing about the eclipse:

whatever you do, DON'T listen to some stuck-up calico claiming he caused the sun to disappear! he'll dethrone your leader and become a dictator btw

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I drew the among us cheeto

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Remember.

TumblrClan is no place for a fox-hearted Twittypet like Elon Musk. 

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Looking for some new roleplay buddies.

All my roleplay partners are too busy to spend time with me so I am looking for some new ones, Is anyone interested? I'll roleplay anything.

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My husband sent me this today…

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New Ashfur design just dropped

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Oh how far we’ve come…. *wipes away tears of nostalgia* 

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WHAT

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The plot will forever confuse me, but I will always find it immensely funny that in Maximum Ride the protagonists were told for like 7 books that they had to save the world, that they were the only ones who could, and then they just didn’t.

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In Memoriam: Maximum Ride Series

Let's all take a moment to reflect on the series that gripped me body and soul in 2009:

Featured a character with no name, just called The Gasman because he farts which eventually becomes a super power.

Nudge being named Nudge because people find her annoying

evil 7 year old child that needs constant saving but also ends the world kind of and yet we're still supposed to like her I think?

Max's hair was a differed color in every book, not because she dyed it, but because the author forgot what she looked like constantly.

Fang's Blog that actually had a real website and updates on occassion

Love Interest lab grown clone?

Max's clone?

What's up with all these clones.

Fang dating the clone just because.

The Voice in Max's head that was just... there? Implied that it was her father at certain points but wasn't and it's sort of just a mystery BUT WAIT actually it's.... Angel the whole time????????

Speaking of Jeb though, first he's evil, then he's good, then he's evil, then he's good, then he's ?????, then he's evil and tries to kill everyone.

She can fly 350 mph..... just imagine her wings flapping that fast I'm sorry it just makes no sense

"We look older than we are because we're part bird".... make it make sense.

"And we're abnormally tall."..............................

Remember the talking dog

that randomly developed wings later because it become inconvenient to the plot to carry him everywhere

The Global Warming book. You know which one.

All the fanfic writers when Max actually ended up having a child and naming it Phoenix.

Big Bad villain is just called..... The School. That's it.

Also the mutant werewolves that The School uses as like.... watchdogs? Hunters? I don't even know are called........ wait for it........ Erasers..... get it 'cause they're at Sch-

the impending doom of Expiration Dates. It just pops up and you die.

Mr. Chu who was just a small time villain but in an unpredictable twist is revealed to be a lizard man and almost immediately after this fascinating revelation, dies.

COALITION TO STOP THE MADNESS. I'm sorry it sounds like a bad band name.

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artists when they die and get reincarnated as lobsters so they can see more colors

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ive watched the trailer an embarrassing amount of times. this is on twitter too

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Its a holiday