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(hasn’t inventoried my spices in a while) ohhh i got plany of thyme

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i feel these needed to be compiled. feel free to add more genre related posts in the notes if you want

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Itd be one thing if ai just existed in spaces by and for people who decide to and actually want to use it, but its quite another that its being shoved into our faces and most online shit & companies basically trying to force you to use it fucking everywhere

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i love things that come in glass jars because once its over the glass jar is mine

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obviously i’m the one choosing for her to do this but at some point shadowheart casting guidance every time you speak to somebody displays a quite funny lack of confidence

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Velociraptors are scary but really they aren't that scary because they can't change speed. They always move at exactly the same rate, so they're predictable and you can avoid them. The real one to look out for is the acceleraptor

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i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

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retained nothing from last night's dream except a guy whose explanation for his two missing fingers was that he'd lost them in a "mathematics-related incident", which was technically true because a rounding error was why it had exploded

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My name is Helga Sinclair. I’m acting on behalf of my employer, who has a most intriguing proposition for you. Are you interested?

ATLANTIS: THE LOST EMPIRE (2001)

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you're telling me this guy's a bouncer? huh... and what does he bounce on, if you don't mind me asking...?

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You can put that thing you just pulled out of the oven in your mouth. 350° isn't very hot. It's not even all the way around.

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On my local weather channel theres this small 20 somethings guy who does the minor weather and my family is so enchanted by him. He wears the most egregious suits and ties that make my grandparents go off the rails. Sometimes he blends in with the green screen and my grandparents go farther off the rails. My entire family calls him "sheldon" because any skinny white geeky guy is Sheldon Cooper to them. There is currently a huge tornado on the way and they sent Sheldon to go check it out. Sheldon sounds like he's crying in the middle of this horrible rain and my grandparents are so upset about it. Sheldon could die out there. Why did they have to sacrifice him? Sacrificing their young. My grandmother has started a grudge against the main weather man for abusing poor poor Sheldon. I will update if Sheldon survives.

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I think the solution to kids on the Internet is to have specific, kid friendly spaces on the Internet. Kids wouldn't come across "adult content" on YouTube if barbie dot com still had flash games and this is a hill I will die on.

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what the hell man