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So this was totally suppose to be for Valentine’s Day but I just got around to finishing it lol!
A little comic (?) about Ulmo cause seriously he’s like the coolest. Constantly helping out people of Middle Earth when he could. Obviously wasn’t able to stop a lot of horrible things that happened but still he was like the most active of the Valar.
And also since it was for Valentine’s Day this was just kind of for everyone and especially all you single peeps, to celebrate all kinds of love and not just romantic cause you really don’t need romance in your life to be happy.
So I hope everyone had a wonderful Valentine’s Day and a good weekend. Thank you to all my awesome friends (especially The Company you know who you are), followers, and people in general who support my art by liking and reblogging. UuU
You’re all wonderful <3
P.S. I’m sure there’s a lot of grammar mistakes so forgive me for that. Grammar isn’t my forte ;w;
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Happy Silmarillion in February everyone

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welcome back to lotr asmr. now for five hours of chanting GROND GROND GROND into the mic.
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me when i'm the protagonist of a horror film where the antagonist is a magical freako who won't stop eating people and who also represents my own desire and repression and in the end the only way to stop him is to give myself in sacrifice and we both die together in a sort of lover's embrace


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Bofur and Bombur watching Bilbo pour a can of dr pepper into a pot: “Er, lad, what are you doing with that soda?”
Bilbo: “Boiling it”
Bofur: “I thought Oin was having you help look after the lads! Why on middle earth are you out here boiling dr pepper?”
Bilbo: “Because I’ve lost control of my life”
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Finding out that Lancelot was apparently the invention of a french writer is absolutely hysterical to me. 12th century french poet sitting around reading arthurian romances and thinking "yeah these stories are pretty good but I think what they really need is a french guy who shows up and fucks arthurs wife"
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Billy Boyd as Pippin Took THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE RETURN OF THE KING (2003)
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when giles was working as the high school librarian was he actually getting a paycheck from the school district in addition to the watchers council? and if so, why?? did he ever let an actual student check out a book? did he even HAVE regular high school library books that weren't about demons? did sunnydale just have a really strong teachers' union? principal snyder did not seem to like him enough to ignore all that. actually it would be really funny if principal snyder did try to fire him and the superintendent or whoever was just like "yeah we literally have never been paying him but he keeps showing up and hasn't complained about it so we've quietly been redirecting that money into our bonus checks and hoping the town's homicide rate never gets low enough that anyone has time to investigate. don't ruin this for us."
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The legend of King Arthur predates thinking
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gay people and their bear traps
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I may have gotten a little carried away towards the end there...
As usual, more archery nonesense over on Patreon!
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Endless Lord of the Rings Gifs [32/???]
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It occurred to me that these two fuckers look alike, so I ask you:
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THE HOBBIT: AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY
Thorin with Bungo and Belladonna's portraits
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